Monday, May 8, 2017

Title needs moar "Translational"

"I wonder if those egregious scamming gobshites at the 'BIT Congress' travel agency are still trying to lure slow-witted and accomplishment-deficient academics to their scabby little scamferences", asked absolutely no-one. And the answer is...
[SPOILER ALERT]
... "Yes!"-- although they have dropped all reference to 'BIT Group' in the text of the invitations, for the name has become synonymous with low-rent grifting; also to sneak the spam past email filters.


On behalf of the organizing committee, we are pleased to announce that the first Annual Conference of Quantum World(CQW-2017) will be held on 16th-18th Oct., Changsha, Hunan Province, China. We believe your inspirational speech and participation will highlight this event under the theme of “From E=MC2 to Quantum Industry”. It will be a great honor if you can take the role of speaker and give a speech on your recent research on Tritanopia...... at Forum 301: Structure Chemistry, Electronic Structure.

The aim of CQW-2017 is to explore frontier topics in the field of quantum science research, covering hot topics on Quantum Physics and Mechanics, Quantum Chemistry, Quantum Biology and Medicine, Quantum Information Science, Smart Quantum Materials, and Quantum Engineering and Industry. We will invite 200+ leading scientists along with many students and postdocs, and together we will brainstorm a range of cutting-edge discussions related to the broad scientific discipline of quantum science. Throughout three-day scientific program, we hope the participants could explore the technological applications in quantum science and promote the interaction between theoretical academia and practicing scientists.

Besides, partial scientific program with speakers’ profile and excellent speech titles has been updated on website, kindly click here to view and give us your valuable advice. 
Finally, we look forward to receiving your replies on the following questions:
1.     What is the title of your speech?
2.     Do you have any suggestions about our program?

Sincerely yours,

CQW-2017 Organizing Committee

Contact us:

Ms. Stella Sun
Program Coordinator
East Wing, 11F, Dalian Ascendas IT Park,
No. 1 Hui Xian Yuan,
Dalian Hi-tech Industrial Zone,
LN 116025, P. R. China
Email:
stella@wcsm-con.com

Oddly enough, Ms Stellasun, I do have several suggestions about your program, though they all involve thermobaric bombs and cleansing flame.

...The last time these waste-of-skin fuckpuppets were spamming me, the invitation was to World Education Day, which lasts for three days.
D.H. Kaye has far more patience with these maggots.

...World Education Day-2017 (WED-2017), with a theme of “Inheritance, Innovation, Development, and Philanthropy”  will be held during September 27-29, 2017 in Dalian, China. On behalf of the organizing committee, we cordially welcome you to be the chair/speaker at   Block 1: Educational Leadership Forums while presenting about Two applications of the Points-of-View model to subject variations in sorting data…
[......]
We expect your precious comments or suggestions, also your reference to other speakers will be highly appreciated. We look forward to receiving your replies on the following questions:

1. What is the title of your speech?
2. Do you have any suggestions about our program?

For more information, please visit the conference website http://www.worldeduday.org/

We look forward to seeing you in Dalian in 2017 for this influential event!

Sincerely Yours,

Ms. Miranda Liang
Organizing Committee of World Education Day-2017
BIT Group Global Ltd.
East Wing, 11F, Dalian Ascendas IT Park,
No. 1 Hui Xian Yuan,
Dalian Hi-tech Industrial Zone,
LN 116025, P.R.China
Email:
miranda@worldeduday.org

3 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Any sufficiently advanced bafflegab will be indistinguishable from snake oil sales.

Smut Clyde said...

"Quantum" has definitely passed out of the domain of academic bafflegab and into that of alt-med scamming.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Spooky entanglement at the distance between your wallet and my offshore bank account!