Ripe and ready to the eye Yet rotten somehow to the core

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Jeffrey Beall described 'Juniper Publishers' as "Rotten to the Core", suggesting some familiarity with BÖC lyrics.

These "Juniper" gombeens offer a street address in Arcadia, Ego California - the latest in a series of CA apartments as their US fuckpuppets abscond from one rent arrears to another - but to the surprise of absolutely no-one they are hiring trainee scammers and spammers in Hyderabad. Incompetence in English seems to be one of the desiderata. They also hired some now-defunct Hyderabad graphic designers to replace their naff logo, though all the suggestions seem more appropriate for an Early Education centre.

This is all by way of preamble to the latest innovation in parasitical-publishing spam, inspired perhaps by the Piranha Brothers and their Other Other Operation, i.e. threats of unpleasant consequences if contributions for their journal-shaped jizzmop and their bank-accounts do not swiftly ensue.

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Warm Regards,

Melissa Gerald

Annals of Reviews & Research (ARR)

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