Showing posts with label Love affair with capitalism. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 15, 2019

To globalisation! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

A pair of clever mycologists are discovering new species of Boletus without venturing farther than their supermarket. All thanks to Market Forces, and DNA sequencing technology, and life-style aspirations signified by up-market culinary ingredients, and the willingness of corporate supply-chains to outsource everything to the cheapest origin - which in the case of dried mushroom packets, was forest foragers in China.


So the contents of the packets were not Boletus edulis stricto sensu as claimed, but previously-undocumented varieties (though if there is any shortcoming in flavour, it misses the attention of most customers). Even in feckin Italy, Asian mock-porcini outsells real porcini:
Porcini are estimated to have an annual worldwide consumption up to 100,000 metric tons (Hall et al., 1998). However, their harvest is restricted to wild foraging since, to date, their cultivation has failed. The high prices for this wild food foraged locally in Europe and North America has driven the market towards less costly sources, such as China (Sitta & Floriani, 2008). According to the official website of Yunnan Province (www.yunnan.cn), the major exporter of wild mushrooms in China, locally-sourced porcini have been exported to Europe since 1973, and mushrooms of Chinese origin now account for approximately half of all dried porcini in Italy (Sitta & Floriani, 2008). The Chinese species of porcini have been shown previously to be more closely related to European Boletus aereus than they are to the core commercial species, B. edulis
An analogy could be drawn between fungal mycelia and human trade routes, though I am not the first to draw it.

Figure 2: Experimental setup. Globe covered with agar gel is colonised by slime mould P. polycephalum. Oat flakes represent areas of U.


This opens up new vistas and prospects in the exploration of biodiversity. Here at the Riddled Institute of Dumpster Foraging we are industriously DNA-sequencing packets of imported surimi to identify new species of deep-sea angler-fish and giant squid.

We also await the descriptions of previously- and subsequently-unknown sub-species of orangutan, from DNA found in Indonesian-sourced PKE (palm-kernel-extract) dairy fodder.

Saturday, June 9, 2018

Stockpiles of Stupid were running low again so we crowdsourced funds to allow completion of the Riddled Quantum Idiocy Generator, which extracts Stupid de novo from zero-point quantum fluctuations in virtual moron / anti-moron particle pairs of the Mental Vacuum ground state


The Riddled Life-Raft Founderation should not be confused or indeed bumfuzzled with the Lifeboat Foundation. True, both exist to plan and prepare for Existential Threats to Human Survival. The latter, however, restricts itself to Threats that are old-hat and passé, like asteroid strikes, inimical aliens, rogue AIs, runaway nanotechnology and catastrophic global cooling... as befits an institute that was founded by a tech tycoon and now panders to old-school SF authors in the hope of donations. They have no time for the more conceptual, post-modern menaces that concern us here at the Life-Raft Founderation [meets every third Thursday at the Old Entomologist]:
  1. Mass transformation into rhinoceri.
  2. Wetware-hacking imagery -- the Langford Basilisk scenario.
  3. CODE NIGHTMARE GREEN when the stars align.
  4. Jaguars falling from the sky.
  5. The Thyxxolqus / Pontypool scenario when grammar is fled and language falls apart into echolalic jargon.*
Whoever chose the name for that other foundation was somehow unaware that whereever there is a 'lifeboat' or even just an 'ark', there is that one passenger with a malign agenda and an evil ideology secretly undermining the communal mission of survival... this always happens, it must be a tradition, or an old charter or something.



That is why we opted for the 'life-raft' name, which is not freighted with negative traditions, unless you count the occasional survival cannibalism.
Toulouse-Lautrec prepares to paint"The Life-Raft of the Medusa"

Anyways, a central issue of concern to the Life-Raft team is of course CODE TLÖN UQBAR, when a constructed fantasy irreality gains such a momentum of circumstantial detail and willed repetition that it breaks through the barrier from the fictive realm and intrudes upon or even subsumes the collective hallucination that we have agreed to call 'reality'. These "Fiddler's Green" wish-fulfillment experiential bubbles are a subject of concern for major intelligence agencies -- the GCHQ centre was built beside one in Cheltenham so as to study it -- so the silence from the Lifeboat Foundation is suspicious.
Not making this up

Doubly suspicious because a notable fictional example of the Fiddler's Green phenomenon (which is to say, a particularly real example) arose in a lifeboat-related situation.
"God is spread pretty thin at 18 south 82 east."
This is what brings Professor Dr Mr Alireza Heidari to our attention, along with his self-glorifying fabulated accomplishments. If his chosen reality is not one that the rest of us wish to inhabit, an intervention may be necessary, possibly involving a targeted asteroid strike or rogue nanotechnology.

Someone of that name is credited with co-authoring a couple of minor papers in theoretical physics, a decade ago, with an Iranian affiliation. Evidently that scholarly contribution was not enough for Heidari, and he is now Scholar.Researcher.Scientist@gmail.com, author of countless 115 199 little mash-ups of cancer-cure nanotech bafflegab. Sometimes co-authored with sock-puppets, sometimes adorned with the trappings of theoretical physics, and largely serving as an excuse to self-cite his previous emissions. We also find Heidari on the Editorial Boards of a clown-car-cavalcade of journal-shaped jizz-mops in which these emissions occurred... not just the familiar suspects of parasitical publishing at OMICS and SCIRP and MedCrave, but all manner of 3rd- and 4th-tier wannabee-scavengers, all the way down through the bottoms of sequentially lower barrels to Peertechz and Crimson and Lupine Publishers (these last two being dual instantiations of a single grifter, for a single suck of the moneyteat is never enough). He must be quite an accomplished scholar of the predatory-publishing industry just to have sniffed out and signed onto so many smorgasbords of scam. Mr Heidari's affiliation during this churn of endeavoursome activity -- the imprimatur of his academic status -- is with "California South University", hence his second e-address on these article-shaped extrusions (alternating with the gmail.com identity), Alireza.Heidari@calsu.us.
Predatory publisher
As well as providing Heidari with his qualifications and tenure, "California South University" can boast of a storied past and a list of distinguished alumni, both of them copy-pasted from the University of Alberta. Like the U.Alberta, CSU possesses a grand "Butterdome" sports pavilion, which is not as obvious to the denizens of Irvine as one might expect. In short, it is an entity of the Fictive Realm, and its overlap with Consensus Reality is restricted to a single domicile, that of A. Heidari.

Fortunately (in light of its absence from Goofle Maps), one does not have to attend CSU in one's corporeal manifestation in order to graduate there, with its diplomas available by mail. Though it appears to pre-date Heidari's entry into the dumpster-fire publishing eco-system, already selling diplomas while he was still in Iran, and linked to the name of Zahid Yazdanie. But be that as it may... William Grover speculates that the reason for maintaining the quasi-existence of CSU comes back to those editorial-board positions ... for not only does the Onerous Editorial Responsibility exempt one from paying the usual Author Publishing Charges for having one's writings hosted and homed, it also earns one a slice of the APCs paid by less well-networked suckers. So Mr Heidari occupies a niche and an undoubtedly valued role.

The resulting CV of Scholar.Researcher.Scientist is a work of inspired polymathic creativity, and it needs to be recited aloud in a voice that sets out slow and lugubrious and speeds up progressively into a frantic falsetto gabble:
Prof. Dr. Alireza Heidari, Ph.D., D.Sc. is a Full Professor and Academic Tenure of Chemistry at California South University (CSU), Irvine, California, USA. He has got his Ph.D. and D.Sc. degrees from California South University (CSU), Irvine, California, USA. Furthermore, he has double postdocs in Project Management, Oncology, Human Cancer Tissues and Synchrotron Radiation from Monash University, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia and also in Nanochemistry and Modern Molecular Electronic–Structure Computations Theory from California South University (CSU), Irvine, California, USA. His research interests include Biophysical Chemistry, Biomolecular Spectroscopy, Quantum Chemistry, Nanochemistry, Modern Electronic Structure Computations, Theoretical Chemistry, Mathematical Chemistry, Computational Chemistry, Vibrational Spectroscopy, Molecular Modelling, Ab initio & Density Functional Methods, Molecular Structure, Biochemistry, Molecular Simulation, Pharmaceutical Chemistry, Medicinal Chemistry, Oncology, Synchrotron Radiation, LASER, Anti–Cancer Nano Drugs, Nano Drugs Delivery, ATR–FTIR Spectroscopy, Raman Spectroscopy, Intelligent Molecules, Molecular Dynamics, Biosensors, Biomarkers, Molecular Diagnostics, Numerical Chemistry, Nucleic Acids, DNA/RNA Monitoring, DNA/RNA Hypermethylation & Hypomethylation, Human Cancer Tissues, Human Cancer Cells, Tumors, Cancer Tissues, Cancer Cells, etc. He has participated at more than three hundreds reputed international conferences, seminars, congresses, symposiums and forums around the world as yet. Also, he possesses many published articles in Science Citation Index (SCI)/International Scientific Indexing (ISI) Journals. It should be noted that he has visited many universities or scientific and academic research institutes in different countries such as United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, Scotland, Ireland, Netherlands, Belgium, Denmark, Greece, Russia, Estonia, Turkey, France, Swiss, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Italy, Austria, Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland, South Africa, Egypt, Brazil, Spain, Portugal, Mexico, Japan, Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Taiwan, Hong Kong, South Korea, China, India, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, etc. as research fellow, sabbatical and volunteer researcher or visitor and so on heretofore. He has a history of several years of teaching for college students and various disciplines and trends in different universities. Moreover, he has been a senior advisor in various industry and factories. He is expert in many computer programs and programming languages. Hitherto, he has authored more than twenty books and book chapters in different fields of Chemistry. Syne, he has been awarded more than nine hundreds reputed international awards, prizes, scholarships and honors. Heretofore, he has multiple editorial duties in many reputed international journals, books and publishers. Hitherward, he is a member of more than three hundreds reputed international academic–scientific–research institutes around the world. It should be noted that he is currently the President of American International Standards Institute (AISI), Irvine, California, USA and also Director of the BioSpectroscopy Core Research Laboratory at California South University (CSU), Irvine, California, USA.***
Hitherto? Syne? Heretofore? Hitherward? His conversation coach is rubbish.

"President of American International Standards Institute (AISI), Irvine, California, USA"?

Ah yes. AISI proves to have a website, most of its contents copy-pasted from the ISO website. 16 national Standards Agencies are affiliated to the AISI and work under its auspices, though none of the listed people seem to have traceable identities or individual nation-specific addresses, being contactable only through the AISI.

I am not sure of the business-plan details of the intended scam, but presumably it involves displacing and subsuming the actual ISO.


Definitely time for an intervention. Warm up the Low-Orbit Ion Cannon!

Going back to lifeboats... Another relevant tradition or old charter is their tendency to attract tentacled polypoid horrors from the abyss. Yet the Lifeboat Foundation people make no attempt to prepare for this contingency so I am forced to question the sincerity of their mission.


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The New Accelerator
* 'The objective of the High-Energy Jargon Accelerator is to accelerate parts of speech and bang them together at high enough velocity to recreate the conditions of the Big Babel, and restore the broken symmetry between strong and weak verbs in a veritable neologasm of fresh verbal coinage... all harmless enough... but if you listen to those sky-is-falling alarmists, you'd think that our search for the God Participle runs the risk of destroying the meanings of words altogether. To which I reply "Calenture fritillary omicron flange." '
Right: Jargon

Left: Not jargon

** The Lifeboat Foundation's advisory-board memberships are noted for their inclusive nature, which makes it hard to pick out who the saboteur might be. Or the non-saboteur, as the case may be... According to the tech-dude behind the Foundation, he meant it to be a Trojan-horse Endarkenment scheme to foster distrust of knowledge and rationality, and restore the cultural balance so that Reason and Irrationality can compete on a level playing-field.

Our inquiries reveal that Marco Ruggiero - an old friend of Riddled - has recently joined the Life-Extension and Biotech boards, all the better to advertise his discoveries of time-dilation at the genetic level related to the consumption of insanely-priced food supplements.

Also on the Lifeboat Life Extension Board, we find Mari Konovalenko, Russian futurist and transhumanist who is intent on proving that Russian transhumanists are even less reality-based than the American-born variety. She holds strong opinions on the brilliance of Paolo Macchiarini, the Italian fraudster and failed organ-regeneration / transplant surgeon, which could become a Footnote or Coda if I can be arsed. Her contributions to the sum total of human nescience were what drew me into this topic in the first place.

Friday, March 2, 2018

"The company's anatomically-correct cow and pig mannequins are now being artificially inseminated around the world"


New Zealand continues to lead the world in livestock sex-doll technology! Huzzah!
Hamilton start-up Holsim finds crack in the market with rubber rumps


Readers will pleased to know that the specialised niche paraphilia markets have not been neglected:
The final product is heat controlled for realism, has muscles which contract and can fart out clear, odourless poo.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Your master he's a monster
He will come on a bridge of paper
Inscribed with a hundred names of God

The process of killing mice grows ever more complex, with the People's Laboratory of Drug Targeting & Drug Delivery Systems hard at work on the proverbial better mousetrap. In this murine mortuary of iridescent corpses from May 2014, the victims had been injected with C26 colon carcinoma cells, and later with tumour-seeking IR-fluorescing liposomes, then killed sacrificed at 1 to 72 hours after that.

The helpful brownies at Pubpeer noted that three of the little panels (in the 12- and 24-hour columns) had been cut from a single multi-mouse crime scene, in another paper, in the manner of Manet's Execution of Emperor Maximilian.

The second paper with the original image came later (Wu et al.), and shared no authors with the first (Tang et al.); all three mice were the lucky recipients of A2780 ovarian-carcinoma xenografts, and had all died 24 hours after injection with different liposomes. Also there are two instantiations of the paper, in Int.J.Clin.Exp.Med. from Dec. 2014 and in Int.J.Clin.Exp.Pathol. in Jan. 2015, but that's because the publisher "e-Century" is several bottoms-of-barrels down the scale of competence.*

This is all by way of introduction to the Late Capitalism phenomenon of a Paper-Mill.

Does this fit the terms of the Riddled Mission Statement?

The terms of the Riddled Mission statement were scrawled in unfamiliar characters, in lipstick, on the flipside of a beer-mat from the Old Entomologist -- the topside bearing a cartoon of a happy Strepsipteran -- which was subsequently soaked in Old Sheepshagger Mangelwurzel Mild. Therefore its interpretation requires hermeneutic exegesis and a broad degree of latitude. In fact it may originally have been a shopping list.

What's a 'shopping list', Uncle Smut?

It's how we pre-Millennials used to organise forays to the supermarket before we had Interduct-enabled fridges that we could program to download porn order replacement provisions by themselves. Now stop distracting me with questions, or I will lose track of my consumption of wormwood stout and then it will be "Hello Mr Carpet" time again.

As I was saying... a vibrant ecology of previously undreamt-of vocational titles has grown up around the academic precariat, feeding their need to stuff their CVs with spurious publications. There are the scamferences, and the parasitic journals, and the bogus Citations Indices that provide those parasitic journals with marks of quality (and are often issued by the same grifters). Comparable in many ways to the niches like Sewer-siever and Pure-finder that emerged in the ecosystem of Victorian London. Someone needs to document the world of mockademic publishing in the same rich detail as Mayhew documented "London Labour and the London Poor", for the benefit of historical novelists of the future.**

The Paper-mills are part of the ecosystem. They are a solution, provided by the Market!, for academics who need publications for promotion or job retention, but are unable to conduct the research themselves (due to incompetence, or absence of facilities, or the time pressure of taxi-driving as a third job). The best agencies will not only assemble the paper, they negotiate with the editors and set up fictitious identities to be the peer-reviewers who provide good reviews for the manuscript -- a seamless wrap service.***
Original papermill: Swift [1726]
The upshot and outcome of all this is a huge Oncology Drug-Delivery literature pouring out of China. Each paper follows a template, working through the permutations, with the format "modified liposome / micelle / nanoparticle X" + "Chemo drug Y" + "murine cancer Z" -- each promising a marginal improvement in mouse survival time -- for the conventions of the genre are as stylised as those of dirty limericks. One laboratory accounts for much of this productivity... sometimes signing their papers, sometimes supplying their laboratory-deprived provincial competitors. They must have a substantial visual library of fluorescing spheroids and such, from which bespoke publications can be assembled for clients, interspersed with standardised building-block paragraphs of text.

Some of these papers may even report not-made-up results, but there is no way of knowing which. It is not as if any of the literature will find its way into clinical practice. Mainly it provides a money pipeline from the Chinese gubblement to a few academic publishing conglomerates, turning the wheels of the papermills and paying the salaries of the academic precariat along the way.
Bad things happen when you
block the money pipeline

Other visual overlaps emerged from scrutiny... Evidently three differently-coated liposomes loaded with docetaxel (from Shi et al.), paclitaxel (Qin et al.) and paclitaxel (Li et al.) shrink cancer-cell spheroids in the same manner. Bold authorship indicates a 'recognised' paper, signed by Qin He's lab.


Here are Shi and Li again:


Another family of spheroids from Cao, Guo and Wu (no official publication sighted yet).


Shi and Li have slightly different scale bars on their transmission electron microscopy of nanoparticles (negatively stained with uranyl acetate):


Mei, Chen and Wang obtain their explanatory diagrams from the same graphic designer.


Chen, Wang and Cao variously plot the growth of HepG2, A549 and PC-3 cancer xenografts.


Here are some spheroids themselves (at various focal planes) from Mei, Li and Qin.


Meanwhile Liu shared spheroids with Wu and (flipped) for Cao.



Guo, Zheng and Wang:


Mei and Li:


Confocused cells from Mei and Wu:


The pursuit began with someone at Pubpeer recognising mouse corpses shared between Wang and Guo. Mei have further casualties from the same crime scene.

[h/t Raymond M. Schiffelers]


All this has barely scratched the surface of the iceberg [h/t BBB Scientist], we have merely picked the low-hanging fish in the barrel. Also, bored now. But every image of confocal microscopy, committed to memory for recognition across papers, means less memory for other stuff, valuable stuff, and I have personally lost my internalised copies of several of Menzel's Realist masterpieces from the Altes Nationalgalerie. Any further detection of image reuse will require someone to devote a Profiler String Wall to the task: pinning up all the figures according to category, connected with criss-crossing red threads.
To finish where we started, on 29 September Wu et al. retracted both copies of their paper (with the iridescent dead mice) and would like the entire unfortunate episode to be expunged from the Interlattice, so as to attract no further attention.
we found there are many errors in my paper, so after careful thinking, we are going to rearrange this manuscript. Thus we decided to withdraw this manuscript with great pity. Please delete the paper from your website and PubMed.
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* The "e-Century Publishing Corporation" is a single grifter who puts his 17 American- and International-Journal-shaped dumpsters on-line from his home in the suburbs of Madison WI. Consequently his customers can honestly inform their institutions that they have Published in an International Journal, and receive enough of a bonus to cover his price of $1580. He serves a very selective niche in the mockaemic eco-system: the Tables of Contents are dominated by Chinese authorship lists, interrupted only by a couple of Turkish research groups who submitted there by mistake.

** If it's good enough for Terry Pratchett...

*** The Meta-analysis genre was popular for a while, until sharp-eyed readers noticed the same phrases and mistakes recurring in the output from the production-line, and Lo there was a mighty retraction across the land.
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UPDATE: Helpful Pubpeer brownie Macrophthalmus Grandidieri prepared a useful though now incomplete diagram of papers and their shared pictorial heritage, including twenty-seven 8-by-10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was.
The diagram does not include the textual overlaps among papers. This post is already long enough without pursuing that trail. But Wang and Chen and Wu have many paragraphs in common, with Tang et al. as the ultimate source. Qin et al. swerve onto the topic of polyethylene glycols and PDI values, as if these had been central themes in the paper, or at least had been mentioned before:
Particle size plays a critical role in their clearance by the sinusoidal spleens of human and rats. Particles must be small enough to avoid the splenic filtration process at the interendothelial cell slits in the walls of venous sinuses (27). Similarly, particle size is an important factor that affects the LP endocytosis by the brain capillary cells on the BBB, and the size distribution is generally limited to ~200 nm in diameter for brain‑targeted LPs (28). In the current study, the sizes of the prepared LPs were all below 130 nm, which provided a favorable size condition for brain transport. The particle sizes decreased due to the stabilizing effect of polyethene glycols (PEGs), which prevented the LP interactions. The polydispersity index (PDI) increased with the introduction of PEGs, which can be explained by the greater flexibility and folding of longer chains. A PDI of < 0.300 and particle diameters of ~200 nm were considered adequate for further in vitro and in vivo studies.
Evidently, when paragraphs were being copy-pasted from Xie et al. (2012), insufficient effort was made to customise it to the client's desired subject (the authors were so proud of the phrasing, they repeated it a third time for Wu).
Particle size plays a critical role in their clearance by the sinusoidal spleens of human and rats. Particles must be small enough to avoid the splenic filtration process at the inter-endothelial cell slits (IES) in the walls of venous sinuses.36 Similarly, particle size is an important factor that affects the liposome endocytosis by the brain capillary cells on the BBB, and the size distribution is generally limited within 200 nm in diameter for brain-targeted liposomes.37 In our study, the sizes of the prepared liposomes were all below 170 nm, which provided a favorable size condition for brain transport. The particle sizes decreased due to the stabilizing effect of PEGs which hindered the liposome interactions. The PDIs increased with the introduction of PEGs, which can be explained by the greater flexibility and folding of longer chains.38 In our study, PDIs less than 0.300 and particle diameters within 200 nm were considered adequate for further in vitro and in vivo studies.39,40,42
This is what you get when you choose the Holiday Bargain Package, people. The peer-reviewers at 'Oncology Letters' must have been distracted by a skwirl or by something shiny when they read this, or didn't read it.

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