Wednesday, December 30, 2009

New Year's Resolution


Ask Substance McGravitas's advice Teach myself how to animate GIFs.

15 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Fucking hell, dancing spiders are overcoming us!!1 Get some petrol, there's no way this is going to end well.

Substance McGravitas said...

They writhe just like the real things do when they want to turn your innards into goo soup.

Substance McGravitas said...

Also I approve of layer-flipping cheats.

Smut Clyde said...

layer-flipping cheats
This is a very clever and COMPLETELY NOT-STOLEN idea.

I realised that there was no reason why all the spidras should be flipping at the same interval so I went back and changed some.

Smut Clyde said...

The longer you look at spider10 (the one on the lower left), the more it resembles a munge fuddler.

M. Bouffant said...

Crud, mine must be dead then, 'cause he sho' ain't moving like yours.

M. Bouffant said...

P.S.: M.F. link is "malformed."

And best yada new yr., etc. to all. Said on the telly you're the first populated (if not actually civilized) area to celebrate. Hope there's more civilization soon.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That second one looks suspiciously like an eight-legged beetle.
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Another Kiwi said...

Some of these spiders appear to have been on a number eating binge, also.

mikey said...

Hmmm. Confuzzled.

The spiders aren't doing anything the shit on my coffee table isn't doing.

Are you going to animate them or something, Smutter?

Oh.

Dammit.

Needs more grannies...

Smut Clyde said...

P.S.: M.F. link is "malformed."
The Frau Doktorin never complained. Try this. Or you could Google it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbR3tJX0Zgo

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Does your blog have a cabaret license?

Smut Clyde said...

The spider dancers reckon they are re-enacting the Dance of Shiva, so it is a religious sacrament and does not require a license. Then they recited a rude limerick involving 'Dance', 'France' and Bruno Ganz. I think they've been drinking.

Another Kiwi said...

Jeepers, not the Bruno Ganz one. Me hair was singed by that one last time.

tigris said...

This scene starts with someone saying, "aw, ookit the ickle dancing speeders SO COOT" and ends with screaming, flesh tearing, and the spiders making "yummy" noises. Which are also unbearably cute.