Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Insert witty joke about political duplicity and tergiversation

Have some sympathy for this man. He is going through the hell of trouser withdrawal. Apparently this is known as "cold turkey" in some parts of the world, but we don't have turkeys in NZ so we call it "fluffy duck".

17 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Apparently this is known as "cold turkey" in some parts of the world, but we don't have turkeys in NZ so we call it "fluffy duck".

You also seem to lack marketing flacks, because a good adman would suggest "Kold Kiwi", then trademark it.

Von said...

I like this "fluffy duck" phrase.
I may have to borrow it.

Substance McGravitas said...

That is some impressive not-quite-blowing-yourself.

Smut Clyde said...

There are some things that even I won't animate.

Jennifer said...

Wouldn't it be Kold Kiwis?

I'll be his Kiwis are cold.

fish said...

That is some impressive not-quite-blowing-yourself.

The man who would be dog.

tigris said...

Now there's a man I bet doesn't often leave the house.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'd be happy to supply the requested witticism, but as an opsimath, I am still learning.
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Substance McGravitas said...

I'm so bad I can suck my own dick. Hey, didja know there's an autofellatio entry on Wikipedia? Illustrated!

Smut Clyde said...

Now there's a man I bet doesn't often leave the house.

He may not need to, but he can safely do so, secure in the knowledge that no-one was paying any attention to his face.

Smut Clyde said...

Hey, didja know there's an autofellatio entry on Wikipedia? Illustrated!
Not gonna look. SMcG is probably trying to prick-roll us.

Duffy Fluck said...

Um, hello there fellow citizens of the nets of toobs. My provider of services indicated that there was an ongoing discussion of me or my opportunity on this web board.

Perhaps we could have dinner, and I could tell you about the amazing opportunities available to you to start your own business and earn one hundred million zolags an hour.

Um, disregard that, it came from a lizard creature. But we should have dinner....

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Duffy, as long as this post helped you with your collage assignment, I'm sure the proprietors will feel well pleased.
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Smut Clyde said...

There are some things that even I won't animate.

I thought of turning this sequence into an animated GIF, but could think of no good excuse, and it would probably violate TinyPic's conditions of service.

tigris said...

It would definitely violate my eyeballs.

mikey said...

Dunlap's Disorder!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I thought of turning this sequence into an animated GIF, but could think of no good excuse, and it would probably violate TinyPic's conditions of service.

That individual's descendent is a Youtube celebrity.