In astonishing news, the synthetic cells that were exclusively reported
here as having escaped from the high security potting shed facility have proclaimed themselves as "Teh Gayz" and announced plans to go on the road with a music and lightshow.
Standing on hoverjets in front of a Rainbow Symbol the two brave synthetic
monsters organisms said they were unafraid except for a degree of uneasiness around Turkey basters. "It's a birth memory" the orange one explained.
This reporter asked the cells how they could be sure of their gender and that their announcement might be an attempt to recapture public image.
"Push off, Grandad" explained the blue one.
UpdateII: title changed to conform with
your rules, man.
Worst rap act evah.
ReplyDeleteWait, the yellow one had a color-change operation and is now orange?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I found an 'n' wandering around outside, I think he belongs in your title.
The "not pork products" tag will be of great assistance to many commentors who will know immediately which posts not to bother reading.
ReplyDeleteA.K. speeled "Sithesized" rong.
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not pork products
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ReplyDeleteAK spelled "clone out of the closet" wrong.
ReplyDeleteA page that advertises Corn Dog Lip Balm is page you can trust.
ReplyDeleteThe absence of Pork Products is, indeed, a handy indicator as to the veracity of claims.
Corn Dog Lip Balm
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Nacho cheese and Wasabi lip balm -- or the Absinthe version for BBBB.
ReplyDeleteI had some other suggestions for lip balm but Archie McPhee's did not reply to my e-mails.
Update!!: Synthesized cells come out of closet
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Monsieur Ventner took the news.
I do an absinthe post next week... or the week after if I go on a "blue fairy" jag.
"Push off, Grandad"
ReplyDeleteI hope those little jerks catch Olympics fever.
Jeepers, Cod sperm inna choccies and Bull semen in shampoo!!
ReplyDeleteI guess there's vacancies in the ...collection industry?
To see him shine so brisk and smell so sweet,
ReplyDeleteAnd talk so like a waiting-gentlewoman
Of guns, and drums, and wounds, God save the mark!
And telling me the sovereignest thing on earth
Was parmaciti for an inward bruise.
Whale sperm: not just for Shakespeare anymore.
You're triggering me, Hotspur
ReplyDeleteJeepers, Cod sperm inna choccies and Bull semen in shampoo!!
ReplyDeleteNote to self, do not put the "special sauce" on your hamburger at Kiwi's house.
I have learned the hard way that one should neither tuna piano nor triggerfish.
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