Sunday, January 30, 2011

Accountability and Transparency

Of course there's no such thing. Good heavens, no. Don't send us $248.74 for your no-money-back guaranteed Invisibility Trousers. Free from pesticides is what we mean.
Personally I can't understand what people see in them but the kids seem to like them.

9 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

As worn by the Emperor?

Another Kiwi said...

If Sir, wishes to be called an emperor during the fittings, then our skilled artisans will, indeed, address him as.. oh it's you Smut.
Do you have the invisible needles and thread yet?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Such a bargain!

I predict this will be Riddled's greatest money-making scheme yet.
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tigris said...

Well, except the ads all say "FREE" and no one can do the hexadecimal rands to decimal dollars conversion in their heads.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Personally I can't understand what people see in them but the kids seem to like them.

I blame that Fat Hobbit-Hugging Bastard.

Smut Clyde said...

I can't understand what people see in them
EVERYTHING. Isn't that the point?

vacuumslayer said...

These are only good for one thing: hiding your boner.

Another Kiwi said...

I was thinking that they might be quite useful in jewellery heists.

mikey said...

Nah, give it up, don't bother.

Trust me, I've TRIED this approach.

I told the transit police:

"What do you mean 'no trousers'? Of COURSE I'm wearing trousers. Perhaps you just can't SEE them! Did you ever consider that officer? Huh? Did you ever think for ONE MINUTED that my pants might be invisib- Hey. What are you doing. Get those things off my wrists - what ARE you doing, dickhead?

And, as the beer commercial puts it so succinctly, Here We Go!