Monday, March 8, 2021

In accordance with the Prophecy

"Why is it," I wondered at last Thursday's Fakemusic Appreciation and Extreme Fondue Night at the Old Entomologist, "that 'umlaut' is spelled without an umlaut? And 'diphthong' is spelled without a diphthong?"

"It is far from a satisfactory pancake," Another Kiwi vouchsafed.

"Fortunately the Czech diacritical mark 'haček' is spelled with a haček."

"Czech is objectively the bestest language."

"What are you loonies on about?" asked Barstaff-in-Chief Evangeline van Holsterin, though like jesting Pilate she did not stay for an answer, hastening instead to the fondue table to break up a cheese-and-Swearing-Bob-related fracas.
Today's dose of crap photoshop
So I am pleased to see that those tireless inventors 'Sacha' 'Stone' and Marco Ruggiero are launching a new product, Præsidium, designed to supply 75% of your daily diphthong requirements. Harken to the transcript of a BBC / Radio-4 investigation into 5G conspiracist fleecing:
Another benefit is that [Immortalis] grants you immortality. It costs more than £8,000 for a year’s supply and it was until very recently on sale in Harrods - they decided to remove it from their shelves after we brought the product’s history to their attention.
Image stolen from Dora's coverage
We read there that Harrod's had dropped the Immortalis supplement from their webstore, in response to reminders from the BBC about the ethical stature of its suppliers. Meanwhile, anyone can pimp up their bling with a cheap sticker (including a hologram if they want to go upmarket) and claim that it will keep 5G telephony protocols away in the manner of a tiger-repellent rock, which cuts into the market for Stone's 'BioShield 5G-prophylactic USB sticks.


Cell-membrane espresso machine, blocked by Deuterated water D20
So already in 2020, in accordance with the prophecy transcript, Stone and Ruggiero were casting around for new income streams. Recall Ruggiero's unpublished science-shaped essay, BioRxived in July 2020. The lede is buried there, and the central claim is obscured by a protective bodyguard of DNA-consciousness toroidal-helix-protein spatial-geometry bafflegab and jibber-jabber, because Ruggiero just can't help himself once the words "quantum entanglement" are on the page. That central claim, anyway, is that the putative radiation resistance of certain algae can be transferred to bacterial species co-cultured with them (because quantum entanglement), and from the bacteria to the human hosts who consume them as a probiotic. Deuterium-depleted 'LiteWater' comes into it because of course it does. The essay concludes with a disclaimer that "the concepts and some of the results presented in this article are part of a patent application to the United States Patent and Trademark Office filed in June 2020", and it is not too great a flex to speculate that the patent was for Præsidium -- which also protects against radiation, both Country and Western ionising and benign. H/t to Charlie Mitchell for this observation.

The lede of Mr Mitchell's piece in Stuff was his discovery that local distribution of Præsidium has been entrusted to New Zealand's two most louche politicians, (a) Jami-Lee Ross and (b) Michael Kelly, "Auckland-based naturopathy entrepreneur" and chairman of the Advance New Zealand party [main policy platform: COVID-19 is a hoax to distract you from the real dangers of fluoridation, chemtrails, 1080 and 5G telephony]. Kelly is of course an old friend of Riddled, going back to his early days as a Gemstone Colour Therapist and distributor of Ruggiero formulations from GcMAF and Magic Yoghurt, through Rerum, to Imuno... each arriving in the shop just in time as its predecessor lost efficacy or, worse, acquired competitors. We had no idea that Kelly had ascended to the giddy empyrean of party leadership and we hope that he won't forget all his old friends now.


Mr Kelly is a stalwart foe of parallel importing and an advocate of intellectual property rights, which is why we found him retouching a blogpost from a dead Medfraudster so that it endorsed his magic yoghurt rather a UK purveyor's version.



Perhaps 'Ruggiero distributor' underplays Michael Kelly's contribution, and "partner" might be more apt. Promotional bumf for Ruggiero's chondroitin-based skin-moisturiser / cancer-cure / autism-cure 'imuno' boasted that it was "made in New Zealand for Imuno Corporation", "produced under licence in a pharmaceutical facility which is audited by Medsafe, a division of the Ministry of Health of New Zealand, to both GMP and Pharmacy Standards NZ" (a casual reader might easily though mistakenly infer from this that the product is audited and has MedSafe approval).


Details of registration and administration of the promotional site and webstore 'imuno.biz' are veiled behind anonymising services, but it was originally hosted on an IP server exclusive to Kelly's business activities.

Not actually FDA approved
One can only speculate why the narrative fiction of an 'Imuno corporation' was displaced to Lini Highway, Port Vila, Vanuatu (where it occupies a file drawer at Law Partners House, Port Vila). Vanuatu is also the source of 'TBL-12', a seafood salad / sea-cucumber-sourced dietary supplement and cancer cure. Kelly distributes TBL-12 through 'naturalsolutions.nz' (if that is the most recent webstore), and it may be that he had a partnership or business arrangement with Sam Grant, TBL-12's producer.

One of Kelly's no-longer-extant companies was his Immunotherapy Clinic Immuno Biotech Ltd, "Licensed Medical Immunotherapy" -- GcMAF, amygdalin, mistletoe, sea-cucumber-squeezings, etc. The name was chosen to encourage confusion with David Noakes' "Immunobiotech Ltd" (a.k.a. First Immune) and to siphon business away from Noakes' fraud. Dissolving the NZ company and shifting its webstore activity to naturalsolutions.nz, Kelly promised a clinical trial of Immunotherapy, in Vanuatu, under the supervision of noted oncology researcher Sam Grant. Yeah, right.
Anyway, an application was made through the Port Vila accountants / legal advisors to register 'imuno' as a trademark, but it evidently encountered opposition and was abandoned. But Ruggiero's opportunistic attempts to ret-con 'imuno' as a sovereign cure for COVID-19 (much as it undoubtedly cures HIV-1) suggest that it is still a going concern.

In a lingering residue of the GcMAF boom, a number of 'glycoprotein' grifters claim to source the GcMAF-rich bovine colostrum proteins for their skin creams and lotions from New Zealand. I see no reason to doubt them, for NZ cow-cockies will happily sieve colostrum (or any other industrial by-product) for any protein the customer desires, and the dairy industry is used to meeting the needs of supplement pimps. So if any Stuff journalists are reading this, there might be a story there.

Bonus Sacha Stone, from the BBC investigation. He seems nice.

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http://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/2016/04/crowds-of-witless.html
http://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/2017/08/i-know-theyll-find-her-some-day-they.html
http://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/2017/08/silence-pianos-and-with-muffled-drum.html
http://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/2018/01/wont-somebody-please-think-of-children.html
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http://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/2020/06/hell-is-empty-and-all-stupid-is-here.html
http://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/2020/10/even-when-constructing-famous-water-box.html

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