Monday, November 30, 2009

Classic punchlines #177

Aliens 'already exist on earth', Bulgarian scientists claim
Aliens from outer space are already among us on earth, say Bulgarian government scientists who claim they are already in contact with extraterrestrial life.

"They are among us," - he said, - "but they call themselves Hungarians."

(also Crooked Timber).

9 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Here was me thinking it was the Ozzies.

They come from the stars
and are called magyars.
They don't make much of a fuss
Their best footballer was called Puskas

Substance McGravitas said...

The publication of the BAS researchers report concerning communicating with aliens comes in the midst of a controversy over the role, feasibility, and reform of the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences.

This can only help.

merc said...

You are all aliens, except me.

fandshly, gushing manner.

mikey said...

Christ, we're barely beginning to deal with the fucking time travelers and NOW we've got interstellar eastern europeans?

Crap.

I move we just surrender...

Another Kiwi said...

Don't you hate it when the FTT come up to you and say "I guess you won't be driving because you're going to lose your car keys" Smug bastards

Jennifer said...

Speaking of travelers... Snag has a serious question about travels to New Zealand. You can locate him here.

fish said...

THE ALIENS ARE HUNGARY?!?!?

OMFG!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!11!!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I would guess the are zombies.

Always hungary, you know.

Jennifer said...

"How to Serve Man"... it's a cookbook, ya know...