Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Dominance... submission... radios appear

Anyone fool enough to pay good money over the interlattice for the full one-hour session of "strict discipline" from "Madame La Tex" on the basis of the pictures on her web-site should not go running for legal redress when her actual presence fails to fulfill all their expectations. I have no sympathy for them.

UPDATE: Retitled on the insistence of ZRM in comments.

14 comments:

Tacitus Voltaire said...

Smut Clyde said...
Is *anyone* allowed to comment, or is it for spammers only?


:-)

Hi Smut! Thx for the props on the Sadly!

why blogspam runs to asian pr0n, i don't suppose i'll ever learn! running the 'comments' through google xlator yields interesting results, which could be interpreted as a sort of found poetry...

cheers!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I feel obliged to point out that with all the colored-book blogging, the "Recen Posticles" thingie now HAS NO BLUE OYSTER CULT LYRICS displayed.

I trust you will do the right thing.

M. Bouffant said...

Stardust my pumice, foongs.

("Foongs" courtesy wv.)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

UPDATE: Retitled on the insistence of ZRM in comments.

Next this blog will be nothing but Rush videos.

Slippery slopes, and such as.
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Smut Clyde said...

Slippery slopes

I will have you know that I use the lotion purely on the advice of my doctor, in order to prevent a reoccurrence of the rash.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I've heard that chafing dishes do not, in fact, prevent chafing.

Go figure.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

UPDATE: Retitled on the insistence of ZRM in comments.

I DO NOT fool around with my Blue Oyster Cult, Friends and Dinner Guests.

Harry Canyon said...

Who the hell is this "Blue Oyster Cult" you keep yakkin about. I got better things to do...

Smut Clyde said...

If Blue Oyster Cult lyrics are the only obscure feature of Riddled, then clearly we must TRY HARDER.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

...then clearly we must TRY HARDER.


I predict that this will not help with the chafing.
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Substance McGravitas said...

Anyone mentioned that she's hot?

tigris said...

Is *anyone* allowed to comment, or is it for spammers only?

It didn't allow me to comment, AND I even included spam as a sweetener.

Smut Clyde said...

Everyone bans tigris. It's an internet tradition.

tigris said...

It's because I'm a conservative movie star, isn't it? Damn stripey orange-and-blacklist.