Thursday, July 8, 2010

Update!!: Synthesized cells come out of closet

In astonishing news, the synthetic cells that were exclusively reported here  as having escaped from the high security potting shed facility have proclaimed themselves as "Teh Gayz" and announced plans to go on the road with a music and lightshow.
Standing on hoverjets in front of a Rainbow Symbol the two brave synthetic monsters organisms said they were unafraid except for a degree of uneasiness around Turkey basters. "It's a birth memory" the orange one explained.
This reporter asked the cells how they could be sure of their gender and that their announcement might be an attempt to recapture public image.
"Push off, Grandad" explained the blue one.
UpdateII: title changed to conform with your rules, man.

17 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

Worst rap act evah.

Willy said...

Wait, the yellow one had a color-change operation and is now orange?

Also, I found an 'n' wandering around outside, I think he belongs in your title.

Smut Clyde said...

The "not pork products" tag will be of great assistance to many commentors who will know immediately which posts not to bother reading.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A.K. speeled "Sithesized" rong.
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fish said...

not pork products

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Another Kiwi said...
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Substance McGravitas said...

AK spelled "clone out of the closet" wrong.

Another Kiwi said...

A page that advertises Corn Dog Lip Balm is page you can trust.
The absence of Pork Products is, indeed, a handy indicator as to the veracity of claims.

fish said...

Corn Dog Lip Balm

VPR

Smut Clyde said...

Nacho cheese and Wasabi lip balm -- or the Absinthe version for BBBB.

I had some other suggestions for lip balm but Archie McPhee's did not reply to my e-mails.

B^4 said...

Update!!: Synthesized cells come out of closet

I wonder how Monsieur Ventner took the news.

I do an absinthe post next week... or the week after if I go on a "blue fairy" jag.

tigris said...

"Push off, Grandad"

I hope those little jerks catch Olympics fever.

Another Kiwi said...

Jeepers, Cod sperm inna choccies and Bull semen in shampoo!!
I guess there's vacancies in the ...collection industry?

Substance McGravitas said...

To see him shine so brisk and smell so sweet,
And talk so like a waiting-gentlewoman
Of guns, and drums, and wounds, God save the mark!
And telling me the sovereignest thing on earth
Was parmaciti for an inward bruise.


Whale sperm: not just for Shakespeare anymore.

Another Kiwi said...

You're triggering me, Hotspur

fish said...

Jeepers, Cod sperm inna choccies and Bull semen in shampoo!!

Note to self, do not put the "special sauce" on your hamburger at Kiwi's house.

Smut Clyde said...

I have learned the hard way that one should neither tuna piano nor triggerfish.