Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Gardening with AK

Continuing  our series "The Lazy Feckers Garden" we can see that the strategy of putting weed killer on the middle section of the garden, shifting all plants to the outside of garden and planting a large tree in the middle is working. I can't stress enough the purchase of our "Roboman" moving statuary to give the impression of doing something. Yeah, it looks like he is oiling the tree but maybe that's what you do to them?
But see the life of ease available to you as demonstrated by me and Mrs. Kiwi. She has the basket of apples we purchased at the market and note how we are pretending to talk about the pruning options for the tree, which may well be an apple tree! Our friends vouchsafe about how healthy the tree looks.
Now you are ready to plant the sponge goddess figure with various plants and a mouse stuck in it. It's a talking point to accentuate the indoor outdoor flow.

8 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Be careful- no doubt Ms. Cat is lurking, just waiting for her opportunity to strike!

Smut Clyde said...

The gardens always look better in the colour supplements.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I didn't see any wetas, A.K.

Where will you get your funding?
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Another Kiwi said...

The Soros bucks fall like Autumn leaves in the House of Riddled, Thunder

Smut Clyde said...

You never do see the wetas until it is too late.

Kathleen said...

needs more bear fertilizer

tigris said...

Madame Kiwi is actually in the process of releasing lab-grown wetas in the image, thunder. She found carrying them in the lab apron to be more efficient than putting them on all leashes.

Smut Clyde said...

You probably don't want to know about my indoor outdoor flow.