Saturday, January 8, 2011
Nomming on the ceiling
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The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
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There is no floor.
This sort of incident is inevitable when a group called "Martha and the Muffins" issues a call to "dance on the ceiling with us".
Also I blame the media.
Wow.
That's a bit of an inverted dog's breakfast, isn't it?
The toast, egg and tea look good to go, but I reckon you're going to have to figure out how to get those gravitational recalcitrant sausages on the grille or cooktop.
I have two suggestions. You could order a bottle of Higgs Bosons from The Amazon Particle Store, but they're kind of pricey and you don't really need that many. If you look at the bottom of the George Foreman Grille you'll see a switch that allows you to enhance the Higgs Field locally - I'd go with that. The only real problem is that the otherwise countertop appliance will then weigh as much as the planet Mercury, potentially wreaking havoc with you granite countertops and making it really hard to wash up after breakfast...
the malfunctioning Dream Machine which seems to be fixated on 1980's NZ Game show "It's in the Bag".
Neither AK nor I will admit to harbouring sexual fantasies about Hilary Timmins, so I can only suppose that tigris has a thing for Selwyn Toogood.
As usual, report the sausages in the sky and the authorities claim it's just a wiener balloon.
We've recorded a similar phenomenon in our non-stop breakfast research in the top part of the world, but we can draw no conclusions.
We can make up stuff though: Anti-gravitons in the sausages & bread? Coriolis force? Or worse?
Looks like the gravity wzs starting to kick back in there, MB. that'll be Coriolis force, sure as eggs plummet
Looks like the orbs had a hankering for some sausages. The photographer, however, was not using an orb-enabled photography machine.
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