Sunday, January 9, 2011

Room 101

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merc said...

I've just eaten homemade meatballs and pasta at my desk after many days away surfin' and stuff, room 101?
Just sayin'

wv, screw you wordverif, this is a new year with new rules.

M. Bouffant said...

No matter how symmetrical it is, I see the ring of tails & I think goatse.

This is wrong, isn't it?

Smut Clyde said...

Giving Substance McG ideas = very wrong indeed.

tigris said...

I have eaten
the homemade meatballs and pasta
that were in
your desk

and which
you were probably
for lunch

Forgive me
they were delicious
the mice
also liked them

merc said...

The day
my desk
a tiger
looking for
I forgave
your face
stripped with
desire and
the way you
left me
eight small mice.

mikey said...

I ate homemade meatballs for my lunch
With pasta - it was good so I ate a bunch
I ate them sitting at my desk
Whereupon I saw it - it was grotesque
A symmetrical wheel comprised of mice
That were covered snout to tail with lice
Decorative vermin gives great offense
And violates basic common sense

Substance McGravitas said...

Okay I am hypnotized. Should I pretend to be a chicken or what?

merc said...

Nooooo - everyone love chickin, silly.

Another Kiwi said...

So now we see what happened to the Riddled Christmas wreath!!!
You didn't think that the mice would want to go home???

merc said...

Those are not homing mice.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Mouse Shuriken is readied for the Riddled Ninja.

Mentis Fugit said...

Rat King or Rodent Vomit Dispersal System?

CAPTCHA: "pothess" - what could have happened on a grouse moor in Scotland in 1941.

fish said...

Zombie will be happy to see that the blade teeth are rotating in the correct direction this time.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

as happy as zombie ever gets.

Von said...

Ok, you've got me all good and hypnotized....
now what?

Another Kiwi said...

Bring the cheese, Von. BRIIIIING THE CHEEEESE

merc said...

I have catnip, really I do, tons of it and I'm prepared to use it.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The while of dormice continues apace!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Uh, wheel... not thinking straight today.

merc said...

I prefer while...the while of door mice, mmmmmm

Another Kiwi said...

While everyone goes on about dormice, no one cares about window mice. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

Smut Clyde said...

Rabid weasels were not available for use in the Riddled Rotatory Flesh-ripper.* I hope that dozy mice will prove to be an acceptable substitute.

* They all seem to have gone into politics.

Smut Clyde said...

Also what is this 'dorm ice' about which people are going on? Is it an English public-school thing? If so, chiz.

Another Kiwi said...

Dorm ice = English Public skool mattress.

vacuumslayer said...

Those mice think they're SO COOL.

Von said...

Yes, AK, I will bring the cheeessseee.