Thursday, January 6, 2011

From the mailbox:Somebody loves us

Good Morning!

My name is a person and I’m part of the Promotions Team here at a not spam company. We have been seeking out high quality websites and blogs, gauging interest in doing a giveaway with one of our sites.
We love the look and feel of your blog and think that your US and Canadian readers might be interested in a giveaway with our sites.
I’d be happy to brainstorm some other ideas with you if you’re interested. Alternatively you could do a review of something from our site.
Please let me know if you have any questions for me. I hope to hear from you to further discuss the details of the giveaway.
Kind Regards,
Jubilation T. Cornpone
My Bolding and italics

Mmmmm Riddled Velour... plush...
The salesperson wishes to engage in Bar stool giveaways, which Mrs.Kiwi feels might "disrupt the special ambiance of The Olde Entomologist" and clash with the "sawdust on the floor". I dunno, we are pretty switched on hep cats and very fashionable.
Also, "brainstorm"?

10 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Mmmmm Riddled Velour... plush...

I prefer the Ricardo Montalban inspired Riddled option with the soft Corinthian leather.

Jennifer said...

I prefer riddled with bullet holes.

fish said...

Got the same email. They must like blogs that have a slightly fishy feel to them.

lawnguylander said...

As is often the case here I have no idea what to make of this post so even though it wasn't written by Smut I ask, is it about "Is it about a Bicycle?"

Also.

Smut Clyde said...

De Selby makes some pertinent points about bicycles, and in particular about the wisdom of allowing fish to ride them.

Substance McGravitas said...

We love the look and feel of your blog

Wash WITH SOAP please.

tigris said...

Who consented to being looked and felt?

Smut Clyde said...

Insert Joseph Beuys joke here.

Sadly there is no mention of the sound of Riddled. Perhaps our mystery correspondent does not like theorbo music.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Alas, the von Trappworm family never learned the virtues of self-promotion.
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Von said...

brainstorm?
Sounds like a zombie ambush to me...