Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Orbes Standde Revealed

There's been a lot of talk, maybe too much talk, about the orbs. There are some sites that have pages and pages of photos of orbs but always, mysteriously, these photos have no detail in them. Coincidence?

Well, we here at Riddled Investigative Detectives and Whatnot are not so easily dissuaded or bought off by Apricot and Lemming pies. No!
Upon leaving the Olde Entomologist after Monday night's "Annelida: Septate or Aseptate and Karaoke" meeting we were repairing to Riddled Manor. Loud and boisterous was the vouchsafery, only to be silenced by the sight captured in the picture below!!!
The purpose of the orbs is revealed and it is too horrible to comtemplate

INTERGALACTIC MORRIS DANCING!!!!
Flee while you still can, people!!111one

19 comments:

Jennifer said...

Is that Thundra in the middle??

guitarist manqué said...

Intergalactic Morris dancing is too horrible to contemplate, so I shan't.

Another Kiwi said...

Is that Thundra in the middle??
The alluring buttock guy? I wondered about that.

vacuumslayer said...

Those buttocks are orb-like.

ckc (not kc) said...

...and now... a man with THREE ORBS!

Jennifer said...

LOL!

Substance McGravitas said...

Well look at it this way: the orbs are busy. What happens when they notice us?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The first rule of Orb Fight Club...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

OH NO!

You have revealed the Secret Rituals!

The Orbes will be sorely vexed with you, Riddleworms...
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M. Bouffant said...

or bought off by Apricot and Lemming pies. No!

No indeed.

Is it like turducken, maybe, the apricot somewhere inside the lemming, who is inside a deliciously greasy yet flaky crust?

WV: woozo, for washing it down & keeping it down.

Smut Clyde said...

The photograph of the guy in the middle (the little shining man the adam) predates his buttock enhancement surgery.

fish said...

the apricot somewhere inside the lemming,

People pay top dollar for this. It goes well with their civit poop coffee.

WV: gnethrea, the urethra of a gnu (pl.)

Oscar Palmstrøm said...

Speaking of buttock enhancement...

Von said...

Thank you for clearing all that up for us!

fish said...

If you look closely at thunder's buttocks, you can see little people morris dancing, and on into infinity.

guitarist manqué said...

If you look closely at thunder's buttocks

Nope, not gonna do that either.

Brando said...

...and now... a man with THREE ORBS!

He floated away!

Substance McGravitas said...

Inspection of the Thunderbum must surely end in tears. And perhaps a crater.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Just a few decades ago, I never imagined that there would this thing called the innertubes, and that there would be blogs on it, and there would be a blog post about my bum, and all these comments re: same.

Isn't the world a marvelous place?
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