There always is, Thomas. There always is.
The good news is that my cousin Stumpy -- you know Stumpy, you cured his leprosy -- he'll join the disciples and give all his money to the poor, if you let him probe your chest wound like you let me.So what's the bad news?
He won't be using his finger.
UPDATE: Bad people going on about tentacles in the comments leave me no option other than to break out the Félicien Rops art. Now I'll have to use the Bloody Belgians tag. I hate it when that happens.
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That's like David Cronenberg Jesus pr0n.
I see serious profit in this...
So long as there are NO TENTACLES. That would be wrong.
I wouldn't limit your market like that, S.C.
Think of the $$$.
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Well if someone wants to photoshop the original to replace Thomas with a Hentai tentacle-rape creature, go ahead, but I want no part of it.
I would, but I don't want that showing up in my google search history. Dr. Mrs. fish might have some uncomfortable questions (again).
Jesus tentacle rape is sure to brings in the Google hits!
See!
Tigris knows bizness!
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Oh dear. I seem to have lost my watch. Excuse me, kind sir, but might you have my watch?
What? No, I'm the son of god for me sakes, what the ayche eee double hockey sticks would I need with a watch?
If you'd be so kind, sir, let me just check your pocketses for ye...
What? Stop that. Get away from me, you shambling halfwit!
What's this, then? It's an odd pocket indeed. Methinks you might be hiding all sorts of loot and take and swag and all up in here. Why it seems to go all the way back to your...
Dad Dammit, you freak. Getcher filthy finger outta my wound before I call down the furies, or, um the furries, or some kinda old testament awful infestation of bugs or something - gad, but I hate bugs. ** Shiver**
That's like David Cronenberg Jesus pr0n.
Oh, I see now B^4 is stealing fish's gig of making jokes I so ACHINGLY wanted to make. I HATE YOU FOREVER AND EVER, B^4.
BTW, Riddled Staff, the fact that I immediately searched for the "Crash" wound-fucking scene is ample proof that I've turned in a thoroughly debauched human being. I blame this blog. And, yes, I may sue. I know you're very well acquainted with my attorney, Cuddles Goldstein.
You people are just sick. Maybe there is a SURPRISE in there.
I immediately searched for the "Crash" wound-fucking scene
Send us a link if you find it and I will happily incorporate it in the post and then erase your comments so as to claim credit for it.
Must confess, "Crash" is one Cronenberg movie I haven't seen.
Also madam, we just provide thought provoking articles and stuff. If you want to go and get all weird arse on it, no backsies on us.
In order to successfully sue Riddled for her debauched condition, VS will have to convince a court that she was ever bauched in the first place.
...just provide thought provoking articles and stuff
See?..See?! He said "provoking"! Oh, that's a dead giveaway!
If you want to go and get all weird arse on it
Oh yeah. I'm the weird one.
VS will have to convince a court that she was ever bauched in the first place.
I was the most bauched person any of you will ever know!
Also, tigris pointed me to a tentacle rape cartoon. I rest my case, Your Honor.
omg, w/v was "nesse." The Riddle blog is NO SKEPTIC.
needs more unicorns
Updated with more unicorns OOPS.
MY EYES
There are 6 horns, which is WAY TOO HORNY for a unicorn. Do people Google Sexicorn tentacle porn? If so, YOU'RE WELCOME.
How nice of Rops to leave the dainty shoes and stockings undisturbed... I guess naked toes would have been a bit much!
Will. not. look.
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