Saturday, August 27, 2011

Dialog from "The Guard"

‘Are there gay lads in the IRA?’
‘Well it was the only way we could successfully infiltrate the MI5.’

"It's Sodom and Begorrah all over again!" I exclaimed, and the Frau Doktorin started hitting me, and we were thrown out of the cinema.
Anyone know how the movie ends?

9 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You can't just be giving away the plot like that, S.C.
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mikey said...

Well, it's not the end exactly, but about two thirds of the way through there's a hot sweaty gay orgy scene in the showers of Long Kesh. It seems a few of the Provos get a bit rambunctious with a lad from Carrickfergus who did a spot of work for the RUC the year before, and well you know how that naked soapy shower wrasslin can go either way on you, right?, so well before you knew it MI5 had a whole new list of applicants...

Substance McGravitas said...

I tried to watch it, but I was in a theatre across the street from Lincoln Center and it seemed like soundcheck noise was coming through the walls. So I left and asked for my money back and the manager got very angry.

A comedy romp!

Another Kiwi said...

My client, Mr S. Clyde wishes it to be known that "Sodom and Begorrah' is NOT a crime against hu-bleedin'-manity and puns are like, so cool, and that's why you don't like them

tigris said...

If puns are so great how come harsh judgments are called punitive?

Smut Clyde said...

The only punitive judgements in New Zild are those imposed upon people found operating supermarket check-out tills under the influence of alcohol, as covered by the "Checkers Can't be Boozers Act" of 1972.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Boozers can play checkers, can't they?
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Smut Clyde said...

Perhaps tigris is thinking of the US habit of applying custodian sentences to German sausages when they misbehave.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I tried to watch it, but I was in a theatre across the street from Lincoln Center and it seemed like soundcheck noise was coming through the walls.

I blame the Kochs.