"Hey Adam, pull my finger!"

I realise that there is some serious competition for the title, but it still seems to me that "Receiving the afflatus of life from a skeleton dude adorned with feathers" is the WORST CREATION MYTH EVAH.
If these divine figures and Culture Heroes were in fact astronauts from another planet, who travelled untold lightyears to teach us their advanced technology, then they lost a lot of muscle tone along the way.