Why is a "leafy" dressed as a sweet potato the same as Popeye the Sailor Man?
I yam what I yam.
What did the Italian leafy say to the underage carrot?
Mio caro teen.
What do "leafies" drink?
D-V8 juice.
What spiky accoutrement was worn by the gorse fetishist?
A furze suit.
Also this, from the Department of Ridiculing Furries, courtesy of M.Bouffant in a comment thread:
John Wayne had no patience with paparazzi invading his privacy when he was changing into his fursuit.
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Why did the lettuce go out on the town?
...to get plastid
Note that Riddled is a classy joint and we will not be having with any "statutory rape" jokes involving Brassica napa.
Or "root vegetables". That's just not on.
Note that Riddled is a classy joint and we will not be having with any "statutory rape" jokes involving Brassica napa.
Indeed, anyone making such a joke will be crucifered.
...which just proves that this guy was ahead of his time.
will be crucifered.
tigris, if you had even a shred of decency, you'd ban yourself from your own blog.
Also, shouldn't it be "continues?"
Either is correct.
Wot nice chaps.
How about jokes concerning cabbage head?
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