Sunday, August 14, 2011

In which the Riddled staff continue to ridicule "leafies" and their harmless costumed paraphilia

Why is a "leafy" dressed as a sweet potato the same as Popeye the Sailor Man?
I yam what I yam.

What did the Italian leafy say to the underage carrot?
Mio caro teen.

What do "leafies" drink?
D-V8 juice.

What spiky accoutrement was worn by the gorse fetishist?
A furze suit.




Also this, from the Department of Ridiculing Furries, courtesy of M.Bouffant in a comment thread:
John Wayne had no patience with paparazzi invading his privacy when he was changing into his fursuit.

10 comments:

ckc (not kc) said...

Why did the lettuce go out on the town?

...to get plastid

Smut Clyde said...

Note that Riddled is a classy joint and we will not be having with any "statutory rape" jokes involving Brassica napa.

Hamish Mack said...

Or "root vegetables". That's just not on.

tigris said...

Note that Riddled is a classy joint and we will not be having with any "statutory rape" jokes involving Brassica napa.

Indeed, anyone making such a joke will be crucifered.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

...which just proves that this guy was ahead of his time.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

will be crucifered.


tigris, if you had even a shred of decency, you'd ban yourself from your own blog.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Also, shouldn't it be "continues?"

Smut Clyde said...

Either is correct.

Gentlewoman said...

Wot nice chaps.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

How about jokes concerning cabbage head?