Saturday, August 13, 2011

Today in Viking News

It's going to get cold in the Shaky Isles
Gales in exposed coastal areas may create blizzard-like conditions in some places, and forecasters say the conditions could be record-breaking.

Hordur Thordarson of the MetService says the weather system is likely to last several days longer than the wintry blast in July, and may bring heavier snow

It is not mentioned as to whether or not Mr. Thordarson is one of the fat Vikings and thus will not be so affected by the cold.

9 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

I am fat, even at the heart-roots


Ooooooh, that's usually not a good sign. When even your heart-roots are fat, that means it's time to cut down on the deep-fried Lutefisk.

But why do I care? Why does anyone? Life is nothing but sexy sex and horrible boring death..

vacuumslayer said...

w/v saw what I wrote and wants in the joke: "gravi" Although, I never put gravi on my Lutefisk.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

There's nothing boring about being shot by a uniped.

Snowball fight at AK's place!

Smut Clyde said...

"Hailball fight" doesn't work as well.

Another Kiwi said...

We had snow enough for a snowball last night, just one mind you.

tigris said...

"Hailball fight" doesn't work as well.

Works very well for phrenological purposes, lumpy.

ckc (not kc) said...

...how does one tell blizzard-like conditions from a blizzard? hm?

tigris said...

Lack of mix-ins?

vacuumslayer said...

'Hailball fight" doesn't work as well. ">


Hairball fights don't seem too appealing either. Although, if anyone's really interest, there is a neverending supply at Casa de Slayer.