Be more specific.
It is wrong in a way that can be divided into tiers.How numerous are these tiers?
It is wrong on many levels.
Provide a helpful comparison.
It is wrong on more levels than a Chinese pagoda with duelling Bavarian Oom-pa-pa bands on every floor.
There is no possible justification for selling a gut-lubricating
Kiwifruit concentrate and calling it "Phloe". Bad limericks about your friend Chloe do not count."Tell us your story and win!" the manufacturers rather rashly suggest.
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Holy crap!
Regularity is the least of my problems, indeed, I'm hoping SMcG will spare me some of his codeine-laced Tylenol to tighten me up.
Let's see. Take expensive bowel-irritating kiwifruit-extract tablets, or live on a diet of coffee and wheat beer and black-pudding-&-chilli pizza? Decisions, decisions.
POOP!
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It causes rashes too?!?!
Bad limericks about your friend Chloe do not count.
Now here's a little story about Zoë and Joey
Went to the store and bought a little Phloe
Took it back home and poured it in a bowly
Now they don't need to buy more colon blowy
Kiwis are birds, men and fruit
but only one opens the chute
it will open the phloe
of those in the know
though which and how much to dilute?
LOL...you so crack me up Clyde. ;-)
At my age I won't renounce it
But as long as they've come to announce it
It's true those in my group
Can need help with our poop
I'd get Phloe if I could only pronounce it
Sounds more like a menstrual aid...
It is wrong on more levels than a Chinese pagoda with duelling Bavarian Oom-pa-pa bands on every floor
Smut is banned!
tigris, on the other hand, wins teh t00bz.
Related.
Smut is banned!
TO be fair to the Bavarians, that pagoda normally contains only one Oom-pa-pa banned at a time.
I would be really--erm--relieved if these colon-obsessed people would just come right and say what their products do.
Consider these awesome catchphrases:
Phloe: It Makes You Poo
Phloe: Poop Happens
These ads write themselves...iffin' you're willing to be honest.
Phloe: Are you so bunged up your back teeth are brown?
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