Sunday, December 11, 2011

"Steenkin' badges, education and thought control." "I'll take 'things we don't need no' for $200, Alex."

The story to fit this headline has not turned up yet. I blame fish.

12 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

If there were an "r" a the end of "badge" I could provide you with SO MUCH content.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

We don't need no steenkin' badgers!

See, vs, it's all in the mind's eye.
~

Another Kiwi said...

Damn you fish! Release this most excellent story or feel the wrath of macaroni pictures!!
Maybe even SPRAY PAINTED macaroni pictures!

mikey said...

I'm sorry, Mr. Clyde, if that IS your real name. You didn't answer in the form of a question. You must now remove your trousers.

Smut Clyde said...

What trousers?

Another Kiwi said...

"The trousers in the bag beside you" he whispered.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

We don't need no steenkin' badgers!
We don't need no mustelids!
No rabid weasels in the zoo, man!
Keeper, leave those beasts alone.

Zookeeper, leave those beasts alone!
Pound for pound, you're just another den in the ground.

Needs work...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am a little disappointed that Bastard did not link to a related Jack Vance story.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Excuse me, I meant lonk.

But I do not blame fish. I blame myself. I shall be throwing myself off a bridge forthwith.

fish said...

The story you (and VS) were looking for.

Smut Clyde said...

I was surprised that BBBB hasn't mentioned Hildegrin the corpse-delver.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I was surprised that BBBB hasn't mentioned Hildegrin the corpse-delver.

I was too busy fetching an avern... gotta go, the Sanguinary Field awaits!