Thursday, December 8, 2011

I'm on the lamb but I ain't no sheep (Veterinarian of the Psychic Wars)

Castrating sheep with teeth: not a good idea

Any sensible person castrates animals before they grow teeth, so they can't bite back.

Ovine castration-avoidance strategies. 1. Tails

2. Shrubbery imitation

AK demonstrates new anti-bite equipment from Riddled Research Laboratories


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...


Mentis Fugit said...

Ripping Yarns was a documentary?

W/V: gonedstu - I guess you could make that.

Substance McGravitas said...

Okay, sheep are ruled out. I hardly think that example must necessarily apply to all animals.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

That's what they get when they hire teabaggers!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Bring us a shrubbery, they said sheepishly.

Rachel said...

Animal husbandry eh? I'd divorce that crappy spouse!

vacuumslayer said...

So I'm assuming in the second of the illustrations, the avoidance technique involves stepping onto the evolvemat to transform into some sort of sheepdog-armadillo?

Well, fuck, you went and switched stuff up mid-post.

wiley said...

Is that a sheepiger? Or something like one?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

nice re-title. But for zombait, better to use brains, or alcohol.

Smut Clyde said...

nice re-title.
Only now do I notice that we used that title already last year.
Should I change it again just to stuff VS around some more? Advice is welcome.

Is that a sheepiger?

According to Topsell it was a "Mimick or Getulian Dog".

Rachel said...

I didn't know you were on me Smut... thanks for the heads up.

Rachel = "lamb of god"

Rachel said...

So yes, sheep are ruled out.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Advice is welcome.

Not on your life.

fish said...

Is that a sheepiger?

A mimic octopus.

Laura said...

I think that the best way for the sheep to avoid this happening would be to run away.
That's what I would do, were I a sheep! :)


Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

OMG! Look out AK, one of those animals HAS A STICK!