Monday, August 13, 2012

Olympics we haz a disappoint

The Riddled Underwater Formation Bellringers return  empty-handed from the Olympic Games. Team Captain Swearing Bob vouchsafed that the game was rigged. A family news source such as this can only report him as saying "The ... with a melon... and his donkey"
Several observers observed that the complete lack of an Underwater bell ringing competition probably had the most effect on the team.
 "..." commented Swearing Bob.
Replicas of the team uniforms are available from the Riddled Gift Shop and Delicatessen

13 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

RUFB Theme Song?
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Sirius Lunacy said...

Alternative RUFB Theme Song.

fish said...

I'll have the lycra sandwich.

Substance McGravitas said...

Replicas of the team uniforms are available from the Riddled Gift Shop and Delicatessen

I'll just slaughter me this zebra here. C'mere Lively!

Sirius Lunacy said...

Replicas of the team uniforms are available from the Riddled Gift Shop and Delicatessen

Yes, but can you get customized names and numbers on the back or do they all come with Smut Clyde's #69 on them.

wiley said...

Needs more cowbell?

Smut Clyde said...

We had high hopes for our startling performance of Dirt Monkey Bob Doubles.

Another Kiwi said...

Plus our Little Little Little Little Little Little Little Penultimus Little Place, was ragged as all get out.

vacuumslayer said...

"The ... with a melon... and his donkey"

So, Smut's to blame! I KNEW IT!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

A family news source such as this can only report him as saying "The ... with a melon... and his donkey"

Silly Swearing Bob, it was a mule.

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

They appear to be ringing lobster tails.

Another Kiwi said...

Well they can be quite crabby, H.Rumbold.

Smut Clyde said...

In honour of this post I am about to re-read "Nine Tailors".