The Riddled Underwater Formation Bellringers return empty-handed from the Olympic Games. Team Captain Swearing Bob vouchsafed that the game was rigged. A family news source such as this can only report him as saying "The ... with a melon... and his donkey"
Several observers observed that the complete lack of an Underwater bell ringing competition probably had the most effect on the team.
"..." commented Swearing Bob.
Replicas of the team uniforms are available from the Riddled Gift Shop and Delicatessen
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RUFB Theme Song?
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Alternative RUFB Theme Song.
I'll have the lycra sandwich.
Replicas of the team uniforms are available from the Riddled Gift Shop and Delicatessen
I'll just slaughter me this zebra here. C'mere Lively!
Replicas of the team uniforms are available from the Riddled Gift Shop and Delicatessen
Yes, but can you get customized names and numbers on the back or do they all come with Smut Clyde's #69 on them.
Needs more cowbell?
We had high hopes for our startling performance of Dirt Monkey Bob Doubles.
Plus our Little Little Little Little Little Little Little Penultimus Little Place, was ragged as all get out.
"The ... with a melon... and his donkey"
So, Smut's to blame! I KNEW IT!
A family news source such as this can only report him as saying "The ... with a melon... and his donkey"
Silly Swearing Bob, it was a mule.
They appear to be ringing lobster tails.
Well they can be quite crabby, H.Rumbold.
In honour of this post I am about to re-read "Nine Tailors".
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