Monday, March 4, 2013

Spicing up the relationship -- UR DOIN IT RONG

An Invercargill man died in hospital of head injuries a week after a woman hit him in the face with a pepper grinder, a High Court jury was told.

Police described it as "a case of aggravated assalt", and described the grinder-hurling as a performance "that should only be attempted by seasoned professionals".

15 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

And I thought my posts were corny...
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J— said...

One neighbor commented, "It was only a matter of thyme. He had it cumin."

Substance McGravitas said...

It was a basilar skull fracture.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

He nodded his head sagely.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I don't think I can mustard up enthusiasm for yet another pun thread.

Just thinking about it gives me chives.

Another Kiwi said...

Mace well join in.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

It's sad when one's relationship becomes a tedious grind.

fish said...

aggravated assalt

I don't think the salt really cared one way or another.

Substance McGravitas said...

How long dill another post?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Give it thyme, Mr. McGravitas.
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Anonymous said...

he should have kept his pepper in his pants

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

J-, feel free to "ahem" Mr. Thunderpants

Smut Clyde said...

How long dill another post?

Mr McGravitas is attempting to curry favour with us.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

But oregano readers will know that he is saffron under an illusion.

Anonymous said...

damn. I think I've been upsaged by the variety of clever puns on this thread. Ahh variety, the spi...clunk