An Invercargill man died in hospital of head injuries a week after a woman hit him in the face with a pepper grinder, a High Court jury was told.
Police described it as "a case of aggravated assalt", and described the grinder-hurling as a performance "that should only be attempted by seasoned professionals".
Monday, March 4, 2013
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And I thought my posts were corny...
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One neighbor commented, "It was only a matter of thyme. He had it cumin."
It was a basilar skull fracture.
He nodded his head sagely.
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I don't think I can mustard up enthusiasm for yet another pun thread.
Just thinking about it gives me chives.
Mace well join in.
It's sad when one's relationship becomes a tedious grind.
aggravated assalt
I don't think the salt really cared one way or another.
How long dill another post?
Give it thyme, Mr. McGravitas.
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he should have kept his pepper in his pants
J-, feel free to "ahem" Mr. Thunderpants
How long dill another post?
Mr McGravitas is attempting to curry favour with us.
But oregano readers will know that he is saffron under an illusion.
damn. I think I've been upsaged by the variety of clever puns on this thread. Ahh variety, the spi...clunk
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