Tuesday, June 18, 2013

And there was worn no cloth but leather
Made supple by years of stinging cinders *

Pope blesses hundreds of Harley-Davidsons
Pope Francis is fully cogniscent of the Atomic theory (the littl shynin man, the Addom he runs in the wud), and the way that the agitated Adams -- the tiny shynin particles of hurley and rider -- transfer from one to the other with errant disregard for natural boundaries, in such a whirling confusion that you need the al-jibbah and the Trigan-empiry to make the sense of it. In this case it is not so much the County Council and the poorly-suffused roads that are to blame so much as the two-stroke engine and the reciprocating vagration it imparts.
On account of this promethean intermingling it is an irrefrangible fact that many Harley-Davisons are at least 60% human in terms of Adamic conscription, and more worthy to receive the sacraments than bikers who are 70% bikee.

A conservative cardinal was quoted as "dreading the prospect of the first marriage".

Belatedly updated with BONUS Harley [right] returning blessing.

* "Personally, If there was a news item illustrating a BOC song EVERY Day, I believe I could be happy."


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Low Friction of High-heeled Popes

Substance McGravitas said...

Wasn't Mary Magdalene a Harley or something?