Thursday, June 6, 2013

Have fun with your new head

How many other companies (a) offer you a choice between a lion and a dragon head upgrade, when the old head cannot run the latest software; and (b) have a technician who arrives on a paddle-driven scallop shell?

None more other companies.

11 comments:

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

Capital! Capital!

El Manquécito said...

Actually that looks like a single neck that contains three heads, the two aforementioned and an obscure 'man' type. Offering a three headed monster unsuited to one's existing equipment seems par for the course for technicians of all companies.

I applaud the company uniform though.

wv identifies the subject as Zaccheus

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

a technician who arrives on a paddle-driven scallop shell?

Point of order, Your Honor!

It appears that wind technology is also involved in the shell's propulsion.
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mikey said...

What worries me is they don't seem to have an effective mechanism for calculating their heading...

Whale Chowder said...

I don't think I'd take her up on her offer of "a little head."

Smut Clyde said...

It appears that wind technology is also involved in the shell's propulsion.

From the various directions in which the sail attachment is billowing, I suspect it to be for ornamental purposes only -- e.g. twirling around into a question-mark shape -- rather than to provide any impetus.

Another Kiwi said...

It's always the same, you get all undressed up to go deliver a new head, you half drown in the stupid shell-boat thing, your wings turn out to be useless and then the idiots in the packing room have put the wrong head in the box. If they were getting paid they would have their wages docked.
Capcha is for "you, nyhese".

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Actually that looks like a single neck that contains three heads, the two aforementioned and an obscure 'man' type.

Issue one of "Chimeraman", the origin story.

(b) have a technician who arrives on a paddle-driven scallop shell?

The nudity is a fringe benefit- now THAT's service!

Substance McGravitas said...

If you haven't got a nice spider head with multiple eyes what's the point?

Smut Clyde said...

The nudity is a fringe benefit
That's what I said to the Jehovah's Witnesses but they still didn't come back.

Whale Chowder said...

The nudity is a fringe benefit
That's what I said to the Jehovah's Witnesses but they still didn't come back.


I don't think that's what was meant by "fringe." Or "benefit," for that matter.