How many other companies (a) offer you a choice between a lion and a dragon head upgrade, when the old head cannot run the latest software; and (b) have a technician who arrives on a paddle-driven scallop shell?None more other companies.
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Have fun with your new head
How many other companies (a) offer you a choice between a lion and a dragon head upgrade, when the old head cannot run the latest software; and (b) have a technician who arrives on a paddle-driven scallop shell?None more other companies.
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Capital! Capital!
Actually that looks like a single neck that contains three heads, the two aforementioned and an obscure 'man' type. Offering a three headed monster unsuited to one's existing equipment seems par for the course for technicians of all companies.
I applaud the company uniform though.
wv identifies the subject as Zaccheus
a technician who arrives on a paddle-driven scallop shell?
Point of order, Your Honor!
It appears that wind technology is also involved in the shell's propulsion.
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What worries me is they don't seem to have an effective mechanism for calculating their heading...
I don't think I'd take her up on her offer of "a little head."
It appears that wind technology is also involved in the shell's propulsion.
From the various directions in which the sail attachment is billowing, I suspect it to be for ornamental purposes only -- e.g. twirling around into a question-mark shape -- rather than to provide any impetus.
It's always the same, you get all undressed up to go deliver a new head, you half drown in the stupid shell-boat thing, your wings turn out to be useless and then the idiots in the packing room have put the wrong head in the box. If they were getting paid they would have their wages docked.
Capcha is for "you, nyhese".
Actually that looks like a single neck that contains three heads, the two aforementioned and an obscure 'man' type.
Issue one of "Chimeraman", the origin story.
(b) have a technician who arrives on a paddle-driven scallop shell?
The nudity is a fringe benefit- now THAT's service!
If you haven't got a nice spider head with multiple eyes what's the point?
The nudity is a fringe benefit
That's what I said to the Jehovah's Witnesses but they still didn't come back.
The nudity is a fringe benefit
That's what I said to the Jehovah's Witnesses but they still didn't come back.
I don't think that's what was meant by "fringe." Or "benefit," for that matter.
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