Wednesday, June 5, 2013

What Dream Machine?

Here at Riddled Research Laboratory we are very sorry to learn that rival scientists in the field of vat-grown brain technology have been receiving threats from hitherto-unknown groups of neural-rights activists. brain_eating_mouse photo mouse.gifWe are also saddened to hear of the repeating nightmares subsequently plaguing the researchers, in which activists break into their laboratories and liberate their artificial creations from the nutrient vats, releasing them into the wider ecology to wreak havoc upon the laboratory rat population (left unprepared for the introduced predators by evolution in a brain-free environment).

Despite long-standing issues of priority, and the pigheadedness of certain people in the choice of nutrients for optimal astrocyte proliferation, our rivalry is purely professional, and we sincerely wish Drs Gorm and Ghast a speedy recovery from their nervous breakdown. The nightmares are undoubtedly the outcome of stress.

5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Shirley they are fed the finest ales?
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El Manquécito said...

In the battle of disencranialized brain vs. rat my money's on the rat.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The nightmares are undoubtedly the outcome of stress.

Fear of being devoured by owls is no joke.

fish said...

I hate when my brain eats the rat before my mouth can.

Smut Clyde said...

Fear of being devoured by owls is no joke.

There is a setting for that on the D.M.