Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Shane Jones, candidate for Leader of the Opposition, is a class act

You can tell by the elegant circumlocutions he uses to ascribe the behaviour of female politicians to PMT.

Jones has decided that he has little chance of getting to lead the Labour Party on the basis of his policies or past form, so he is presenting himself as a Scourge of PC Language who can connect with the Average Working Man, i.e. a clinch to win the Moron Vote. Connecting with women, not so much.

7 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Shane will have ALL THE MENZ!! He don't need the girlies. Or the Greens, or intellectuals or soccer players.
he will be happy by himself.

Smut Clyde said...

He don't need the girlies.

Evidently in Jonespeak the word for them is "geldings". He does not know a lot about livestock, is all I'm saying. So far he has not gone Full Tamihere and referred to his female colleagues as "Front Bottoms", but it is only a matter of time.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Ah, another Men's Liberation Front operative.
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Women are conscious of the moon-pulls, the earth-tides.

tigris said...

Maybe he's just anti-werewolf? Lupophobe.

Another Kiwi said...

We might be tempted, were the sniggering schoolboy type, to leave it at Loopy.

Substance McGravitas said...

Labour already reminds one of icky girly parts. Why not change the name to the Working Man's Party?