Thursday, September 19, 2013

Rose cross and crosser there
Symbols of the swan

There are some blogs lacking in work ethic where the staff seize every excuse to skive off work, and given a bad weather forecast like a Severe Fog Warning [may include pecky-bastard Swans and Sword-Wielding Mermen] they would just not go in to the office that day.

At Riddled we are made of sterner stuff. Not sure what stuff it is,* just that it's mainly red inside. So here is Another Kiwi making his way through the mist and miasma, undeterred by adverse climatic conditions, waving a poker to alert on-coming motorists and to fend off the West Bromley Fighting Haddock trying to sneak up from behind.
He seems to have fallen into a dustbin at some point and got the lid wedged on his hand, not to mention the novelty teapot over his long-johns, but that could happen to anyone.

More nonchalant, me. I am prepared with a generous carafe of Christmas Ale so I am all "What swans? What fish?"

* Possibly moral fibre.

7 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I am prepared with a generous carafe of Christmas Ale...

All the better to deal with the Patagonian Bursting Rabbits you'll find at the office when you arrive.
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Sirius Lunacy said...

Or more likely morel fiber.

Yastreblyansky said...

Morels are clearly short of fiber or fibre. Then again they are also gluten-free. To improve your intake of moral fiber, you could try an unfiltered Christmas ale. But take too much and you could be guilty of moral fabrication.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

moral fiber
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

So here is Another Kiwi making his way through the mist and miasma, undeterred by adverse climatic conditions, waving a poker to alert on-coming motorists and to fend off the West Bromley Fighting Haddock trying to sneak up from behind.

I thought that was the annual Fish Macing championship.

Substance McGravitas said...

Bah. Fish masonry has not yet produced a decent house, let alone a garden wall.

Another Kiwi said...

Fish masons? Canadistan is weirder than I thought.