Thursday, December 12, 2013

Go home Internet. You are drunk


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Now that's the sort of science I can get behind!

ckc (not kc) said...


OBS said...

[Internet]I'm not drunk! I have a speech impedish... impshmedip... I don't talk good[/Internet]

mikey said...

Now look, you guys. I appreciate your willingness to shave my nether reasons, whether or not it's really about your "science" or something completely different.

And I'd be lying if I tried to tell you I didn't enjoy it. It was a rush, and yeah, I got quite turgid in the process.

But I'm hurt, and somewhat offended by your classification of my member as "bizarre". Bizarre compared to what? Bizarre in size, in shape, in function?

At any rate, I'm pleased that I find my junk all shaved and clean as a newborn, but please, in the future, I'd like to request that you refrain from discussing my manhood in derogatory terms.

Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.

cc: Giant New York Law Firm

Scientists said...

Bizarre in size, in shape, in function?
Location, mikey.

Substance McGravitas said...

Beats probing.