Friday, August 29, 2014

Travel oddvisory

One thing you learn at conferences is what a skwirl looks like after random phase shifts.

Now in Budapest, after the night train from Belgrade. The latter city is noted in the Metronomicon*  for possessing an underground train network of the simplest possible form, i.e. a single Metro station but no tunnels.
 
* The blasphemous Book of Naming of Stations was penned by the mad arab Abdul al-Hazmat shortly before he died under conditions both mysterious and unpleasant, being torn apart in the Damascus marketplace by an invisible ticket inspector.

7 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I just got a great idea for a skwirl-proof birdfeeder...
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ckc (not kc) said...

...I had a few of those random phase shifts in the bar the other night

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

One thing you learn at conferences is what a skwirl looks like after random phase shifts.

Cheshire Squirble!

Smut Clyde said...

a great idea for a skwirl-proof birdfeeder...
1. Fill birdfeeder with carrion to encourage vultures and condors.
2. Skwirls don't eat carrion.

Problem solved!

fish said...

I prefer automatic squirrels over manual ones.

Smut Clyde said...

Do fish dream of automatic squirrels?

Sirius Lunacy said...

Looking at the temperature changes indicated, I was sure that was showing the effects of global warming on a squirrel.