2. A fine tooth comb. Only suitable for baleen whales. Oh sure, you could give any old tooth-comb, but it's $mas so you might as well go the extra mile and pay for a fine one.
3. A scramble suit. WITH TASSELS.
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Gift Ideas for the Whale in your life
1. Cephalopod head-wear.
Hey lookit me everyone! I are Pacman ghost! I are octopus! Please not eat me! HURR HURR
2. A fine tooth comb. Only suitable for baleen whales. Oh sure, you could give any old tooth-comb, but it's $mas so you might as well go the extra mile and pay for a fine one.
3. A scramble suit. WITH TASSELS.
4. Not that we are trying to increase the search traffic we receive for "cetacean asphyxiation porn".
2. A fine tooth comb. Only suitable for baleen whales. Oh sure, you could give any old tooth-comb, but it's $mas so you might as well go the extra mile and pay for a fine one.
3. A scramble suit. WITH TASSELS.
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cetacean asphyxiation porn
You are number one with a bullet, S.C.
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I tell ya these young whales, ya get them in group and ask them what they want and it's all "ipod this and ipod that"
What do you call a cetacean phallus formed into a loop with a half twist?
Well played, Master Barber!
HR,MB:
One-sided.
...also Mobias(s)ed.
Not that we are trying to increase the search traffic we receive for "cetacean asphyxiation porn"
Um, this is not why I am here. Really. Stop looking at me like that.
How many people does it take to circumcise a whale?
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