Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Melted into air, into thin air

Fox News experts inform us that when aeroplanes disappear in storms over Indonesia it is because the non-American aviation world measures temperatures in Celsius so everything is colder. Also non-American pilots rely more on the dodgy co-pilot Colombani autopilot.
Here at Riddled we believe that a better-directed search would be looking for concealed airstrips on the island of Pulay-Pulau Bompa. This always happens. It must be a tradition, or an old charter or something.
In the event of an unscheduled landing on a tiny volcanic Indonesian island, with the loss of large parts of fuselage and the replacements of other parts into crude wooden construction, follow the instructions of your naked bird-headed cabin crew. They are trained for this emergency.


H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

Looks like the bamboo and palm frond airplane replica on Pulay Pulau Bompa finally snagged some cargo.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Happy Metric New Year, upside-down people!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Yo, John Walsh, give them tengu some hooters!

Another Kiwi said...

Happy NY to Mr B4 in NY

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Happy New Year to all the Upside-Downies!

Also to Mr. B^4 in NY.

Smut Clyde said...

Sorry, podeans, it's an old year for you, we've already put our grubby hands all over it.