The transduction serum was increasingly taking hold and treasons were taking place inside his skull which had nothing to do with Boadicea, the Green Exarch or High Earth

How time flies! Noisily, and trailing a plume of black smoke, in the manner of a coal-burning Nazi pulse-jet war-plane!
It only seems yesterday when the loosely-coordinated bundle or Skandha of impulses and trait-collocations operating for convenience under the single name of 'Smut Clyde' first encounted the 'multiple system' identity / movement...



That is: the old social convention of a single unified personality is so 20th-century... good enough for your uncomplicated parents, but multiple personalities are the new Emo, while the new Black is a shattered mirror

...When in fact, when you add up all our separate fragmentary experiences of duration, it was 5½ years ago. Since then, expressions of the trope have left the confines of SF and multiplied within popular culture, like babies occupying a suit of armour, to the extent that the TVTropes entry is not entirely comprehensive.




And at last the phenomenon has made it all the way to Hungary! Ribáry, Lajtai, Demetrovics & Maraz were inspired to frequent the forums and support groups, and to contact six systems for interviews. Or at least that is the excuse they gave.

We are loath to consult the staff list of the Department of Clinical Psychology & Addiction at Eötvös Loránd University to check whether all four authors have separate entries there, preferring to believe that they are alters within a single headspace.

1. Ah, it was a Frontiers journal. Alles klar!

2. Is 'explorative' really a word? If so, it shouldn't be.

3. Any Abstract or Discussion that includes the dreaded words "Further research is needed" needs to stand in the corner and think about what it did wrong, while we subject the reviewers to Hard Stares until they feel flushed, embarrassed and fidgetty.

4. When you confine lots of triangles, circles and rounded squares inside an ellipse, they like to segregate themselves by geometry. Or, as the case may be, by colour.

[H/t Neuroskeptic]

"A man did not need the transduction serum to be divided against himself — he still had many guilts to accept and not much left of a lifetime to do it in."

By salamander, drake, and the power that was undine #2

I warned Another Kiwi not to tune the Morphogenic Flux Intensifier to Elron Hubbard's "Dianetics" dumbth but did he listen? DID HE BOGROLL.

The first outcome was Vendramini's TEEM theory of which you are no doubt aware, perhaps by reading about it in Riddled. Unaware that his train of thought was following ruts in the morphogenic field, Vendramini unwittingly recreated Hubbard's bafflegab -- we all inherit ancestral neuroses, our minds are engrained with pre-incarnation memories that must be discharged through catharsis if we are to ascend the escalator of Clear.

Thus the ruts were worn deeper and it was inevitable that Doctors Blum and Badgaiyan would invent their own version of ancestral vices. Now the memories are stored by epigenetics... the cause of (and the solution to) all of life's little problems:


Just look at the resulting clown-car of wibble. It is as crazy as a Carlsbad-Cavernful of guano from rabid chiropterans. It is as if Klaus Kinski ravaged the Sokal Hoax and impregnated it with a baby of gibbering bug-eyed star-craving nescience, ideally played by Udo Kier. This paper-shaped piñata of FAIL appeared at Neuroquantology (a journal where unpublished Persinger papers go to die), where Neuroskeptic took a good whack at it and great was the deluge of plagiarism and derp.

Evidently the authors have watched a Deepak Chopra derpspirational YouTuber talk and therefore fancy themselves as experts in quantum theory and superstrings and relativity, although they have never grappled wth the terms of a Hartree-Fock approximation nor could they model a SU(2) gauge field on an inhomogeneous spatial lattice if the life of Schrödinger's Cat depended on it. I guess that level is all that's required to write for Neuroquantology. At least there can be no doubting the authors' grasp of the 'neuro' side, for the third author boasts of his unique expertise in the field of Electroceuticals. Though they are under the impression that anticholinergic alkaloids like scopolamine and atropine give Mandragora "extreme aphrodisiac powers", so I do not plan to attend their parties.

Aphrodisiac effects

But there is good news to be found in the prodigious output of self-promotions artisanally-assembled in the Blum-Badgaiyan workshop. For below, Blum & Badgaiyan assure us that we can pass on positive epigenetic engrams to our descendents, making up for our genetic inadequacy. Especially engrams created by using their proprietory brain-feeding diet supplement, KB220z! In fact the assurance is two-fold, for the authors were so impressed with how well they had phrased their self-congratulatory paper that they paid two different predatory journals to publish it:

1. The OMICS grifters, operating under the name 'esciencecentral' Longdom in an understandable attempt to hide from their bottom-feeding reputation;

Thus, we are proposing for the first time ever an holistictherapeutic model for RDS which includes GARS (diagnostic); CARD (outcome measure) and KB220 ( prolonged D2 agonist therapy) along with 12 step fellowship and other holistic modalities (e.g. low glycemic index diet; yoga, meditation etc.) known to naturally release neuronal dopamine.
Can we overcome DNA polymorphisms by promoting positive epigenetic effects which can be transferred from generation to generation [57]? With this in mind we wonder if we have been “licking our pups” enough, so that we could potentially attenuate substance and non-substance seeking- behaviors through love-understanding that “love needs care” [58,59].

2. Those lovable scamps at 'Peertechz'.

Thus, we are proposing for the first time ever a holistic-therapeutic model for RDS which includes GARS (diagnostic); CARD (outcome measure) and KB220 ( prolonged D2 agonist therapy) along with 12 step fellowship and other holistic modalities (e.g. low glycemic index diet; yoga, meditation etc.) known to naturally release neuronal dopamine [35].
The unanswered question is can we overcome DNA polymorphisms by promoting positive epigenetic effects which can be transferred from generation to generation [39]. We have been "licking our pups" enough? Could we possibly attenuate substance and non-substance seeking- behaviors through love?

Here at Riddled Research Laboratory we have had success treating ancestral engrams with the 'Psychoplasmics' method pioneered by Dr Raglan... which is to say, we lock the customers in the Evolvamat and twiddle the dials until they catharsise the inherited neuroses physically, manifesting them as bodily extrusions. The Riddled laboratory is now overrun with these little embodied gremlins of neurosis, capering around underfoot and farting like imps in the margins of a medieval manuscript, but it is a small price to pay.

Meanwhile our rivals over at McGravitas Laboratory treat Ancestral Vices with "debirthing therapy", which is undoubtedly effective although there is little return custom. But both alternatives are surely preferable to some $cientology gobshite with an e-meter.

For external use only.Avoid contact with eyes

The more you look at the self-promotive career of Dottori Gatti and Monanari, the stranger it looks; it is a fractal rabbit-hole made of smaller rabbit-holes. Like looking at your hand, I mean, have you ever really looked at it?

A discovery from which they derive great pride -- for it recurs frequently in their oeuvre (if nowhere else) -- is "Burning semen disease". This is

a) The name for my William Burroughs tribute band.
b). The worst super-power EVAH. I am imagining a graphic novel based on this premise so you don't have to.
c). James Havoc's next book.

Right: via John Coulthart @feuilleton
 

Evidently nanoparticles are such a virulent contaminant that not only are they biopersistent, but the male body expels them with sperm, exposing sexual partners and adjacent bystanders to the scourge. This is good news, for it means that nanoparticulate exposure can be CURED by repeated masturbation until they are all purged from the system. But Gatti and Montanari are Cowper-gland-glass-half-empty people and they focus on the need for condoms in the interim; this is not just an individual tragedy -- the sanctity of the family unit is at risk!




Fortunately baby-making is still possible by filtering out the nanoparticles from the incendiary secretions and leaving only the spermatozoa.




It is not recorded whether women can similarly exude toxic secretions as a method of ridding their bodies of nanopollution. Perhaps it is a male-only feature.



"Contaminated Spouse" is now the name of my 'Nurse with Wound' tribute band.

 Thx Mauro Toffanin at Ocasapiens

What keeps bringing me back to the GcMAF market is the high calibre of individuals one thereby encounters (#104)

Woof Woof!

What's that, Widdlebum? There's been an accident with the Canterel 8-Tesla Tooth Magnet?

Woof Woof!

Another Kiwi and Swearing Bob are testing the Advanced Alcohol Imbibement prototype in breach of the Health-&-Safety protocols?

Woof Woof Woof!

Ah, Widdlebum, you are correct about the Vieland brain-stimulating nostril-torch; it is clearly a rip-off of a recent Riddled invention. I shall pass your woofage on to our legal counsel, Messrs Trahison & Clerisy (solicitors and commissioners for oaths), so that they can advise us of our legal redress.

Though I cannot deny that the Vielight is a classy appliance, targetted to stimulate the immune response as well as illuminate the lobes. It's a backbrain stimulator, it's a cerebral vibrator, OOOPS sorry about the Hawkwind lyrics, they are bleeding though from the Riddled Prog Rock Podcast. The accompanying blurb appears to have been penned by someone whose first language was Computer Network Geek rather than English --

It directs pulsed near infrared light (NIR) to the hubs of the default mode network (DMN) of the brain using optimally engineered light emitting diodes (LED).
Research on DMN abnormalities and related neuro-pathologies are highly advanced, providing useful data for us to further develop the Neuro. It also allows us to address the whole brain by targeting at a few hubs.

-- but the message comes through that if you succumb to virus or bacterium it was for lack of a nasal / trans-cranial spotlight.

So we took ourselves straight to the supplier's on-line shop, expecting to find more of our intellectual property shamelessly plundered, including the inventions we haven't even invented yet. And what a cornucopied revelation of WTF it was at
1. www.TotalHealingInstitute.com!
Behold, to begin, the magnificence of the DENAS-Vertebra-2 Back-Massaging Neuro-reprogrammer: it may look like a prog-rock hipster keyboard fucked a turbot, but it has 4 automatic therapeutic programs and additional 1 NEW INNOVATIVE PROGRAM - individual prevention and treatment of acute and chronic spinal diseases:

This is a significant increase in the effectiveness of treatment and medical vozmozhnosteyapparata expansion by increasing the number of programs.

I could not have put it better myself. When we get around to inventing the original, I shudder to think what its purpose will be.
Other points of interest include the TrueRife Hyperdrive Cellular Attunement Oscillator, Qx2 Double Bubble with Amplification Shroud, dilithium-crystal warranty void at speeds in excess of Warp Factor 8,

NEW F-117 Hyperdrive frequency generator and Amplifier. This is the engine that drives all other devices. With a built in Micro-processor it is the only Plasma based frequency instrument with scanning capabilities when connected to the GRS Scanner.

...and the Synergy Cold Corona Ozone Machine. And we saw St. Elmo's Fire, spitting ions in the ether FECK there go the lyrics bleeding through into reality again. But they provide an excuse to link to Brian Eno, so no harm done.


The LiveO₂ personal oxygen tents do not claim to concentrate Orgone Energy as well; the manufacturer dropped the ball there.

It came as no surprise to find that the ad copy for Organic Pure Sulfur (which sounds less industrial than "Methyl sulphonyl methane") is focussed on CHEMTRAILS, and the UN's DEPOPULATION AGENDA 21, which only a sulphur-centred diet can save you from. For a sense of "Health Freedom!!' and "Logic and Consistency aren't the boss of me!!" pervades the whole site in the manner of colloidal-silver joss-sticks. Much of the copy-pasted rhetoric appears to be Yang Worship Words, added to foster a sense that the store's proprietors share an affinity with prospective customers and can therefore be trusted with their money, rather than to convey information. It is as if the consumer niche targeted here is a clientele of survivalist preppers, gold buyers, Trump voters and Sovereign Citizens, looking for fellow conspiracists to buy stuff from.

The store's Terms of Use continue in this vein. Do go and read them, they comprise an exercise in censorious asshattery a remarkable document -- built on the premise that the TotalHealingInstitute is a "Private Members Association", and that consumers become Association Members when they buy, exercising their Constitutional Right to Freely Associate. If it were a flag it would have gold fringes. Because

We believe that the Constitution of the United States is one of the wisest documents ever written by man, and that the signers of the Declaration of Independence did so out of love for freedom and for all people to live in a society where life, invention and creativity could flourish free of Governmental oppression.

-- This is best declaimed while dressed in the buskins of Greek Tragedy, and the next Riddled Amateur Dramatic Society production will consist of a recitation of this Membership Contract Memorandum of Understanding, in a range of histrionic voices, rendered more resonant by giant sea-shells built into the walls. Dora @HIVforum had fun with it.

The purchaser having Freely Associated, and formally acquiesced to the Contract by the act of reading it, he or she relinquishes all rights, promises to bring no Admiralty-Court lawsuits in the case of dissatisfaction or injury but submits to the adjudication of the Association. Children and grandchildren are bound by its terms unto the ninth generation. In the cause of FREEDOM. One Michael Carroll, Founder, enjoys the special confidence of the Trustees, who are mentioned in the Memorandum and therefore undoubtedly exist:

The Trustees and members have chosen Michael Carroll as the person best qualified to perform services to members of the Association and entrust him to select other members to assist him in carrying out that service.

Plating a Boiler

But despite its magisterial tone, the legal status of this foundational document is undermined by its equivocation about the name of the Association, which changes halfway through to "The Truth About Cancer Store Private Association Membership", and then to "Synergistic Nutrition Private Association". It is almost as if similar faux-legal screeds are common around the scammosphere, favoured by grifters and con-men hoping for legal immunity, and Michael Carroll boiler-plated a few bits together but lacked the attention to detail required for nominal consistency.

Woof woof yap!

It is funny you should mention that, Widdlebum. No, the panaceal wonder-drug GcMAF is not among the potions and nostra sold at TotalHealthInitiative, for that product lost its efficacy and was replaced by Reinwald Rerum, which Michael does import. And from the same people, Bravo Magic Yoghurt, rich in GcMAF-producing bacteria... This brought him within the ambit of the Riddled Mission Statement, and under its aegis, and perhaps even into its aembis. In fact, anticipating growth in this market, he opened a fifth Webstore devoted to the sale of fermented dairy products and $560 ampoules of immune-boosting Unobtainium (h/t Dora):

5. www.bravo-probiotic-yogurt.com

Yap yap woof!

Patience, Widdlebum. I was coming to the other three:
2. www.thetruthaboutcancerstore.com
3. www.oxygenhealthsystems.com

4. www.zenhealthstore.com

All with the same Membership Contract legalastic bafflegab, and a overlapping product ranges of Alt-Med tchotchkes. The main advance with #5 is the focussed range of worthless swill, and the address, which is no longer Michael's home abode... the sales team are evidently crowded into a PO box at a USPS office, and possibly they are recruited from the species of aliens who inhabit Locker C18 in MiB.

The overarching narrative of "Oxygen-for-Health" alternates with a counterpoint of "Oxygen is poison". Anti-oxidants of all forms and flavours abound, most of them with liposomes, for "liposomal" has become another Worship Word in alt-health circles. There is Marine Phytoplankton if your tastes run to Soylent Green. If coal eating is more your thing, there is RESTORE Pre-biotic Mineral Supplement from Biomic Sciences ("leading US-based developer of soil-derived supplements"), elsewhere glossed as "lignite extract",* formulated to remediate the havoc wrought on your intestinal lining by reckless consumption of Glyphosate and Gluten and GMOs and Garibaldi biscuits and Giraffopedes.

There is no connection between #2, or Michael's alternative domain www.TTACStore.com, and the longer established and more profitable site TheTruthAboutCancer.com -- which already has its own shop, as well as videos, conspiracy theories, and fraudulent promises of cures. The possibility that suckers might confuse the names is regrettable.

Anyway, you'll be glad to know that Michael Carroll is not resting on his laurels. His speed at staking out domains of potential on-line shops out-strips his ability to boilerplate new Association Membership Contracts and customise their internal nomenclature. Thus we are teased by a list of Yoghurt-shop variants, and disease-themed websites of the form "TheTruthAboutX.com". Not yet instantiated, these exist only as domains and place-holders, and we are currently deprived of his insights and privileged access to medical secrets... although I will go out on a limb and speculate that TheTruthAbout Celiac, Fibromyalgia, Lupus, Lymphoma and Psoriasis will prove to be that they can all be cured by sufficiently large doses of Bravo Yoghurt and magical polymerised sugars.

A second list of domains is equally tantalising:

Of them, www.painreliefusa.com, www.healnaturallynow.com and www.o2healthsystems.com redirect to #3. And although the Liposomal Store enjoys its own independent existence in Google Maps, liposomalstore.com redirects to #4. Practitioners of Zazen -- concerned to see their philosophy co-opted, traduced and pimped out as another consumerist confection, bedecked with stylings of Simplicity and Spontaneity -- will be relieved to learn that healinginzen.com also redirects to #3.

Activated water: Always ends badly

Most of all, however, I would like to learn more about hydratedwater.com and superhydratedwater.com... it appears that ordinary water is simply not adequate to human needs and must be processed, fulfilling the age-old Alchemical dream of water that contains more water. One can only speculate how the species survived until now, forced to drink water that had not been Alkalised, Oxygenated, Hydrogenated, Ionised, Deionised and Activated with Bond-Angle Realignment through Molecular Resonance, I am not making this crap up.

Here at Stately Riddled Manor we would pay well for technology to Deonionise water, as plants of the genus Allium seem to be growing in the plumbing somewhere, and we have a real problem with scallions and ramps emerging from the taps. To say nothing of the leeks in the pipes.

With all Mr Carroll's TruthAbout expertise, and the devices and treatments he retails, I struggle to understand why he needed the charity of strangers for his Holistic Cancer Medical Fund:

My name is Michael. Five years ago I was diagnosed with stage 4 Lympoma Cancer. For the 3 year prior to my diagnosis I had worked as a contractor support NATO and the US military in Afghanistan. During that period of time I had encourtnered very harsh conditions living and working on a Nato...

The GoFundMe appeals have been shut down, having raised a total of $0.00 towards the target of $300,000.00, after three months. I am just surprised that Michael found time for his patriotic heroism in Mesopotamia, what with all his website activities (not to forget his day job with a realtor firm).

It has not gone unnoticed that the MRET Water Activator bears more than a passing resemblance to another Riddled invention, the Plektodotroscope. Rest assured that the matter now rests in the hands of Messrs. Trahison & Clerisy. To be fair, the Plektodotroscope cannot be used as a $510 Kush breast-cushion.

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* Full marks to the marketing dudes at Biomic who realised that suckers will pay well for a mixture of dirt and coal ash if it is billed as Organic and Natural.

UDDATE: I forgot the Free Shipping, $19.75.

Also the Carnivora, flytrap-extract cancer scam. Michael was hocking the stuff as Pure Spanish Fly (product now discontinued, sorry) --

Carnivora is also known as SPANISH FLY and is an aphrodisiac NATURAL libido enhancer promoting sexual health.

Congratulations, sir, you have made yourself into more of a low-life scuzzball than even Vi4gr@ spammers.

New Trump plagiarism scandal

Donald's latest call for Total War against the jewish- bolshevik banker-media conspiracy appears to have been cribbed verbatim from the 1943 Sportspalast speech.

For them, it's a war. And for them, nothing at all is out of bounds. This is a struggle for the survival of our nation. Believe me. And this will be our last chance to save it on November 8th. Remember that. This election will determine whether we're a free nation or whether we have only the illusion of democracy but are, in fact, controlled by a small handful of global special interests rigging the system.

The establishment and their media enablers wield control over this nation through means that are very well known. Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed. They will attack you. They will slander you. They will seek to destroy your career and your family. They will seek to destroy everything about you, including your reputation. They will lie, lie, lie. And then, again, they will do worse than that. They will do whatever's necessary. They want to bring chaos to the Reich and Europe, using the resulting hopelessness and desperation to establish their international, Bolshevist-concealed capitalist tyranny.

I ask you: Do you want total war? If necessary, do you want a war more total and radical than anything that we can even yet imagine?

Perhaps Wire can be persuaded to dedicate this track to the Trump candidacy: