Thursday, June 17, 2010

Ooo cagey - what you got? (Naked brain blogging)

In the comments on a previous post, someone complains that pictures of naked men are still not his thing.

To avoid this inequitable dearth of zombie porn coming to the attention of any Ombudsmøøsen, here's a picture of a young man who has tattooed his tummy with an image of his own brain. Is that hawter an improvement?

If nothing else, this should also assuage the small but vociferous Nice Rocks lobby, and bring us some interesting Google searches.

12 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

for a guy, he's got child-bearing hips.

I appreciate the effort by the Riddled staff to serve the zombie community, but in regards to a particular zombie, how goes the lobbying to hire a new designer to update teh Canberra master plan, or at least Auckland?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

something something something cretin.


alsoooooo.

Smut Clyde said...

Feckin' Canberra, I feckin' hate that feckin' place. I was stuck there once for 9 weeks on a training course and it was like being stuck in a J. G. Ballard novel, with all these gleaming sterile highrise office blocks and NO PEOPLE to be seen. The only thing that kept me sane, or at least at the usual acceptable state of derangement, was the Wig & Pen brewpub. And the worst of it was definitely Burley-Griffin's street-plan with the circles and windy roads, because there's something very wrong about *imposing* someone's idea of a 'natural organic' city lay-out *by fiat*.

No, actually the worst thing about Canberra was the summary of its history that I read in a little booklet sold in the tourist shop, that explained that "Once the aborigine population had been removed and the river had been dammed, construction could begin."

As for Auckland, you said "master plan" HA HA HA.

Another Kiwi said...

Indeed, a visit to Canberra is like observing a neutron bomb test site. Feksing Auckland heh heh.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

So. This guy eats brain food? Maybe he's a zombie.

But he's got his finger in the air like he just don't care.
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mikey said...

Y'know what I fucking hate. When I'm TRYING to go around butt naked, just letting it swing in the warm breeze, allowing sun and wind to dry up the weeping sores and demonstrating how when you start to get old, mere gravity begins to provide a second foreskin. Or perhaps a fifth. And then, outta the freaking BLUE (gratuitous Reservoir Dogs refernce, sans spittle), you're all tangled up in some swaddling clothes or whatever these goddam linen rags that keep wrapping around your midsection, threatening to cover your junk to at least PG13 standards, when all you want is to be left alone and naked.

Yeah.

I hate that...

mikey said...

Wow. Canberra sounds like Phoenix. Of course, you never see people in Phoenix because it's usually like a hundred and sixteen degrees (that's like 47C) and you pretty much just CAN'T go outside. The larger question is why they built a gleaming, modern city in a place that essentially does not support human life...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Same reason they built Los Angeles and Las Vegas, mikey.

To suck all the water out of places that can.
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Another Kiwi said...

No (gibberings)informed comments from the 'rockies', yet. Playing with their lava lamps i suppose

M. Bouffant said...

What is it, a worm?

No people? Paradise.

Not abotch. A feature.

Smut Clyde said...

What is it, a worm?
I hear that often enough from the Frau Doktorin without you chiming in.

ckc (not kc) said...

...no rocks in my lobby (cation in my wv - hate it when that happens)