Friday, February 18, 2011

Barkeep a pint of your finest...male horse essence

We wishes, oh yes we duz, that we was makin' this all uppsydaisy. But we ain't be. Bleedin hoomans are lookig at gettin' some o' the good ssstuff.
Here bee t'wholly greedyful stealin barsterds storry.
Kerslake said some of the shots would be flavoured, and there might even be a possibility punters could request a particular horse.
Naryone cood think loik a 'ooman. Pertikkuler 'orse!!!
Allus one th' saym at t'cream jugg.

11 comments:

TruculentandUnreliable said...

A true genius would mix horse semen into civet poop coffee like some sort of demented latte.

Another Kiwi said...

I'm not sure that stallions would feel interested enough in civets... Oh you mean mix them in a bowl or something.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Cream stout, UR DOIN IT RONG!!!

I'm not sure that stallions would feel interested enough in civets...

I'm sure a mallard drake would rise to the occasion.

A Houyhnhnm said...

I do not avoid yahoos... but I do deny them my essence.

mikey said...

Well, maybe so and all, but I'm not sure a species that has already decided that the gonads of ruminants are some kind of weird delicacy, served, I suppose, alongside a big slab'o fried brainzzzz, has a whole lotta room to be bothered by a taste of Seabisquit inna Bucket.

Gnome Sane?

Substance McGravitas said...

Kerslake said some of the shots would be flavoured, and there might even be a possibility punters could request a particular horse.

It's even better when you MEET the horse.

Another Kiwi said...

SO I walk into the bar and three horses are there. The bartender gives me a Mint Julep, he says "It's from the Bay in the corner

Smut Clyde said...

Don't drink the bay rum.

Smut Clyde said...

The shots will be provided by racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake, of Christchurch
SHUT UP SMUT.

It looks like Mr Kerslake is willing to sell his product to drunken tourists mainly because other horse breeders don't want the stuff, and that in turn is because his horses have not done brilliantly on the old-fashioned "Winning races" aspect of horse-racing.

The economics of horse semen is an interesting topic, and
**** EXPLAINING VOICE ALERT ***

Mr Kerslake has also diversified into a horse-race-experience dude ranch.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Holy post from the pasture, EntomologistMan!
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McJohn said...

I guess if it's sourced from spavined stallions whose feet might as well be flippers for all the good it does 'em on the racecourse, that would make the resulting concoction a slow fin jizz?