Here bee t'wholly greedyful stealin barsterds storry.
Kerslake said some of the shots would be flavoured, and there might even be a possibility punters could request a particular horse.Naryone cood think loik a 'ooman. Pertikkuler 'orse!!!
Allus one th' saym at t'cream jugg.
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A true genius would mix horse semen into civet poop coffee like some sort of demented latte.
I'm not sure that stallions would feel interested enough in civets... Oh you mean mix them in a bowl or something.
Cream stout, UR DOIN IT RONG!!!
I'm not sure that stallions would feel interested enough in civets...
I'm sure a mallard drake would rise to the occasion.
I do not avoid yahoos... but I do deny them my essence.
Well, maybe so and all, but I'm not sure a species that has already decided that the gonads of ruminants are some kind of weird delicacy, served, I suppose, alongside a big slab'o fried brainzzzz, has a whole lotta room to be bothered by a taste of Seabisquit inna Bucket.
Gnome Sane?
Kerslake said some of the shots would be flavoured, and there might even be a possibility punters could request a particular horse.
It's even better when you MEET the horse.
SO I walk into the bar and three horses are there. The bartender gives me a Mint Julep, he says "It's from the Bay in the corner
Don't drink the bay rum.
The shots will be provided by racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake, of Christchurch
SHUT UP SMUT.
It looks like Mr Kerslake is willing to sell his product to drunken tourists mainly because other horse breeders don't want the stuff, and that in turn is because his horses have not done brilliantly on the old-fashioned "Winning races" aspect of horse-racing.
The economics of horse semen is an interesting topic, and
**** EXPLAINING VOICE ALERT ***
Mr Kerslake has also diversified into a horse-race-experience dude ranch.
Holy post from the pasture, EntomologistMan!
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I guess if it's sourced from spavined stallions whose feet might as well be flippers for all the good it does 'em on the racecourse, that would make the resulting concoction a slow fin jizz?
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