Sunday, February 12, 2012

NINJA SKWIRL

We tried to warn you about the danger of militarised cyber-squirrels, but did anyone listen? Did they bog-roll.
A hazel nut can be a deadly weapon when hurled with prosthetic-limb strength and servo-mechanism precision.
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I hope there are no furries out there who happen to find this picture a turn-on. We will be using the Riddled Dream Machine to monitor our readers' sleep. You dirty dirty people only have yourselves to blame. The Owl of Miniver flies at dusk.

1. Owl of Miniver.

2. Not the Owl of Miniver (just another owl-costumed dream-policing vigilante).

20 comments:

alison said...

No dissing Beatrix Potter!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Dream Police are coming to take the furries away!
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fish said...

Moar Cheap Trick references.

Jennifer said...

You need a Helping ZRM tag on this.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hmpf. I have been LOUDLY WARNING about the depredations of those bushy-tailed nut-cracking sonofabitches for YEARS now.

Shall not be back. Frealz.

Also, even Ninja Squirrel can't hang on forever.

mikey said...

Oh, they can study, they can work out, training their tiny furry bodies to the peak of physical perfection, they can study until they have the mathmatical expertise and engineering skills to build advanced weapons from twigs and nuts, they can develop social and team-based strategies that allow them to bring their numbers to bear on specific challenges in their little Skwirl worlds, but alas, it will be to no avail.

Ocelot will always defeat Skwirl, and as long as Ocelot patrols mikeyworld, the likely future for any of the Skwirls is a lunch invitation...

Substance McGravitas said...

I prefer my teeny squirrel shaken, not stirred.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I think the one in that viddy was both, SubMac.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Also, shaken not skwirled.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Moar related.

We are so fucked. Giant Purple Ninja Dervish Squirrels are coming to kill us all. And who's to say we don't deserve it?

Smut Clyde said...

Moar Cheap Trick references.

I think mr fish will find that the "Dream Police" strip was appearing in 'Heavy Metal' before Cheap Trick appropriated the name for an album.

He will also find that the Danish punk / metal band "Dream Police" have been around even longer, since 1978.

Smut Clyde said...

You need a Helping ZRM tag on this.

He gets cranky if he does not feel helped.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

He gets cranky if ....




Almost anything could go there, couldn't it?

tigris said...

Ocelot will always defeat Skwirl

Is this a partial rule guide for the furry version or rock-paper-scissors?

Also: ballet photos from the all-natural Nutcracker?

vacuumslayer said...

I guess I'm confused about the threat these skirls pose. They seem slightly more dangerous than the dance-fighters in "West Side Story." I mean, what are they going to do--jazz-hands us to death?

Fuck, I'm not scared. Have you SEEN my jazz hands? They're deadly.

Mentis Fugit said...

How do you titillate an ocelot?

Substance McGravitas said...

Have the titmouse sing an awful lot.

Smut Clyde said...

How do you oscillate a SHUT UP SMUT

tigris said...

Ocelot beats squiggle which beats titmouse which beats ocelot. Smut's book probably tells each creature's allegorical meaning.

Scott Chansoder said...

The Ninja Squirl is simply neutralised by deft use of a mousetrap-driven beer bottle cunningly disguised as a barstool...

http://www.brewdog.com/uploaded_images/brewdog_taxidermy211_534.jpg