A hazel nut can be a deadly weapon when hurled with prosthetic-limb strength and servo-mechanism precision.-------------------------------------------------
I hope there are no furries out there who happen to find this picture a turn-on. We will be using the Riddled Dream Machine to monitor our readers' sleep. You dirty dirty people only have yourselves to blame. The Owl of Miniver flies at dusk.1. Owl of Miniver.
2. Not the Owl of Miniver (just another owl-costumed dream-policing vigilante).
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No dissing Beatrix Potter!
The Dream Police are coming to take the furries away!
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Moar Cheap Trick references.
You need a Helping ZRM tag on this.
Hmpf. I have been LOUDLY WARNING about the depredations of those bushy-tailed nut-cracking sonofabitches for YEARS now.
Shall not be back. Frealz.
Also, even Ninja Squirrel can't hang on forever.
Oh, they can study, they can work out, training their tiny furry bodies to the peak of physical perfection, they can study until they have the mathmatical expertise and engineering skills to build advanced weapons from twigs and nuts, they can develop social and team-based strategies that allow them to bring their numbers to bear on specific challenges in their little Skwirl worlds, but alas, it will be to no avail.
Ocelot will always defeat Skwirl, and as long as Ocelot patrols mikeyworld, the likely future for any of the Skwirls is a lunch invitation...
I prefer my teeny squirrel shaken, not stirred.
I think the one in that viddy was both, SubMac.
Also, shaken not skwirled.
Moar related.
We are so fucked. Giant Purple Ninja Dervish Squirrels are coming to kill us all. And who's to say we don't deserve it?
Moar Cheap Trick references.
I think mr fish will find that the "Dream Police" strip was appearing in 'Heavy Metal' before Cheap Trick appropriated the name for an album.
He will also find that the Danish punk / metal band "Dream Police" have been around even longer, since 1978.
You need a Helping ZRM tag on this.
He gets cranky if he does not feel helped.
He gets cranky if ....
Almost anything could go there, couldn't it?
Ocelot will always defeat Skwirl
Is this a partial rule guide for the furry version or rock-paper-scissors?
Also: ballet photos from the all-natural Nutcracker?
I guess I'm confused about the threat these skirls pose. They seem slightly more dangerous than the dance-fighters in "West Side Story." I mean, what are they going to do--jazz-hands us to death?
Fuck, I'm not scared. Have you SEEN my jazz hands? They're deadly.
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Have the titmouse sing an awful lot.
How do you oscillate a SHUT UP SMUT
Ocelot beats squiggle which beats titmouse which beats ocelot. Smut's book probably tells each creature's allegorical meaning.
The Ninja Squirl is simply neutralised by deft use of a mousetrap-driven beer bottle cunningly disguised as a barstool...
http://www.brewdog.com/uploaded_images/brewdog_taxidermy211_534.jpg
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