Thursday, August 9, 2012

Not prejudiced


Some of my best friends are intangible entities from another plane of existence who feed on violent negative emotions, and who fan the flames of fear and hatred among humanity in order to slake their psychic vampiric cravings.
But if intangible entities from another plane of existence want to settle in New Zealand, we expect them to make more of an effort to fit in with local customs. We have heard enough talk of multiculturalism and tolerance. They need to get used to the local diet -- vague passive emotions of puzzlement and apathy.

I.e.s from a.p. of e. hovering above heads of Riddled staff, unsure what to do with chaotic neutral emotions. Not to mention the beansprout brandy.

8 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

They need to get used to the local diet -- vague passive emotions of puzzlement and apathy.

They'll adapt, and form a mutualistic symbiosis with the keas. Those emotions won't be so passive if a manic parrot is chomping on your kidney fat (are there unipeds in NZ?)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Still needs more cowbell.
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Smut Clyde said...

are there unipeds in NZ?
I thought I had seen some but they turned out to be parking meters.

M. Bouffant said...

Some of my best friends are ...
Thanks for the shout-out. We like you too.

Substance McGravitas said...

They need to get used to the local diet -- vague passive emotions of puzzlement and apathy.

I imagine if they say "no, the next round is yours" often enough the negative emotions will manifest themselves.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I thought I had seen some but they turned out to be parking meters.

perhaps NZ is a popular vacation spot for Tralfamadorians.

fish said...

In Britain they nearly starve on the thin gruel of repressed emotions and passive-agressive sarcasm.

fish said...

That is why many of them migrate to the Jersey Shore.