Tuesday, December 30, 2014

At least it's not autoerotic asphyxiation

"It looks like you've blown a seal."

"It's a Minorite Monk seal" said Ziphius. "What do you expect? I'm an immoral porpoise."

3 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Zippy the Pinhead-backed Porpoise, then.

Yastreblyansky said...

Sad to think that it would be illegal for me to visit New Jersey on Zippy's behalf.

Smut Clyde said...

The worst part is that Zippy is eating that monk-seal raw when anyone can see that it's a frier.