Everything is true, nothing is permitted:This is the Night we Ride edition

Strategic stockpiles of Stupid were running low again, and there was talk of drilling for Stupid within areas of national significance (i.e. the Garden Bar at the Old Entomologist), so we lowered Little Tim down one of the older, non-performing wells to unblock it. And there was a GUSHER OF STUPID:

Support gathering outside the Royal Courts of Justice to support Lyn Thyer as Big Pharma 's henchmen attempt to Extradite her to France ... for having the audacity to develop an EFFECTIVE CANCER TREATMENT!

This has to do with Lynda Thyer (née Banks), who played lab-coat dress-up scientist for David Noakes for a while, writing paper-shaped advertisements for magic-protein GcMAF that he could sign his name to and pump out through parasitical journals, and pretending to test the output of his man-shed / Magic Protein manufactory for biological activity. She qualified for this position by being the sister of Noakes' other employees, Trevor Banks and Leslie Hutchings (née Banks). Noakes only heard of the stuff and grasped its commercial scamming potential through Ian R. Crane, so it is very generous of the latter to credit Noakes & Thyer with "developing" GcMAF.




As a speaker at the 2016 GcMAF scamboree in Moscow, Thyer announced cures of pancreatic cancer and autism in children. Since Noakes' ImmunoBiotech fraud went tits-up, she shifted her affection to a supplement pill-mill, though she could still be found vouching for the efficacy of GcMAF in Letters to the Editor (titling herself "Biomedical Scientist" and citing her own worthless screeds as evidence)... like other forms of Showbiz, GcMAF grifting is hard to give up.

The outcome of that March 12 court appearance are not clear. There is chatter on the Interweb about "Next Hearing somewhere 27/28 March 2019", so it was probably premature of Another Kiwi and I to LOL so hard that our tongues hung out and Evangeline van Holsterin [Head Barmaid at the Old Entomologist] called us LOLlards.

The presence in that crowd scene of some yellow-jacket light-brownshirt jamoke is our regular reminder that for all the New Age stylings of the Paranoid Ideation ecosystem, it lies far to the right on the political spectrum, focused on purity of race as much as of Bodily Fluids. Thus it was not an entire surprise to learn that the persecution of Mrs Thyer is all the fault of Teh Joos.

By now our attention has refocused on Mr Crane, a person of interest to Riddled on account of his career as an impresario of Conspiracy performance. He is hand-in-glove [insert "body-appendage-in-receptacle" metaphor of your choice] with the National Health Foundation, who recognise his "Codex Alimentarius" contributions to their campaign against food-purity / supplement-safety regulations, for he is all about the freedom of supplement pimps to lie about their products without unfair fact-checking. But his interests range farther than that; few pies on the Alt-Reality buffet are left un-fingered, and Crane is also ringmaster of the annual "Alternative Views" Conspiracy Circus.

In its attitude towards the coming Crapocalypse [when eschatology and scatology merge], the tone of this year's AV10 fluctuates between an anxious "Oh Noes, wolf-time, axe-time, the World Descends into Chaos!" and glee at the immanence of the Eschaton: "Huzzah, we brought the world into confusion, now is our chance to reap the whirlwind!" Including a self-congratulatory brag-narök mishmash of Snowball-Effect / Tipping-Point / 100-Monkeys metaphors.

Just look at the line-up of speakers. Did you ever see such a parade of pelf, such a charlatan charivari?

So many passengers waiting for so few comets

Clive de Carle [top centre] is a familiar face, notable for its punchability the broad-spectrum unspecific nature of his medscam claims and activities... show Clive a bank, and he will mount it. Even the Sun think he's trash.

Found any rabbits down there?

Gemma O'Doherty [middle row] is apparently well-known in Ireland as a neo-nazi Ethnic Nationalist opinionator-turned-politician, who last year ran to be Uachtarán na hÉireann on a platform of expelling dusky people and the thieving gypsies. GO'D has gone so far down the antivax / anti-fluoridation rabbit-hole that only the soles of her feet are visible, from which position she is inciting her followers to kill critics of her brand of med-fraud (e.g. friend-of-Riddled Fiona O'Leary), I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

Oh hi there Horwood House, are you sure you want to be the venue for these people? Do your facilities include their kind of beerhall?

According to Ms O'Doherty, the mass-murder in Christchurch was a False Flag operation, staged by the Deep State Globalists to cast blame on innocent Ethnic Nationalists. It only takes days for conspiracists to conduct in-depth forensic examinations of crime scenes on the other side of the world and discern The Truth concealed by NZ media and experts... details are not crucial, what matters is the existence of a arvey-versey narrative for any enormity; the alternative would be to leave consensus reality unchallenged, and that would set a dangerous precedent.

The Christchurch mass-murder is so easy to explain, it is a pity that none of these parasites bothered to predict it. Other Conspiracist perspectives include:

(ii) it didn't happen at all, but was faked by Crisis Actors; and
(iii) it did happen and ideally was just the first of many such events.

According to Ian Crane, (iv) it was staged by Teh Joos (to punish New Zealand for being insufficiently supportive of Israel).



Crane himself may or may not be a raging antisemite... opinions differ. As a career grifter, Crane's first responsibility is to say whatever will convince his customers that he is the Expert, with insider access, the man who sees through the Veil of Delusion, the man they should pay for insights into what goes on behind the scenes. To that end he will feed them Protocols-of-the-Elders-of-Zion Rothschilds-run-everything antisemitism some of the time, and rabid white-genocide islamophobia the rest of the time. Consistency is not an important criterion.

It is tempting to think of Ian Crane, Gemma O'Doherty, and the other speakers arguing over these incompatible beliefs, but cognitive dissonance is unknown to conspiracists. They are vast, they contain multitudes, and there is plenty of room in their heads for contradicting views because so little else is going on there.

No mention of the Reverse Vampires. I am disappoint

Readers may enjoy this other Crane tweet in which Jacinda Adern receives (A) a CV upgrade from "working in the PM's Cabinet Office for a time, while never meeting the PM" to "Policy Advisor to War Criminal Tony Blair"; and (B) a personal upgrade from being a woman, to a transvestite (this comes as a surprise to those of us who have seen her breast-feeding her baby).

Evidently the Paranoid Ideation life-style includes a subculture who get off on fantasising that all female politicians are really blokes in disguise, and vice versa; and Crane feels compelled to pander to these paraphiliacs (also he's garbage). I eagerly await the follow-up tweet, revealing that Paddles - the polydactyl Prime Ministerial cat, much-loved but died tragically young for car-related reasons - was really a disguised Pomeranian, assassinated by the Derp State to keep the secret suppressed.

Despite the sense of impending victory at AV10, it has not been a good time for the the GcMAF sector of the Alt-Med economy. In addition to Lynda Thyer, Heinz Reinwald has received his share of Riddled attention. He is currently receiving the attention of a Bavarian court, with a possible 10-year sentence.

[h/t transgallaxys, R. James Bilton]